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kisi na kisi pe kisi ko aitbaar ho jaata hai ajnabi koi shaks yar ho jaata hai khoobiyon se nahi hoti mohabbat sada khamiyon se bhi akshar pyaar ho jaata hai.
If 'muuaah' is a Kiss..
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'Kalmuuaah' is promise to kiss tomorrow
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!! No Claps plzzz...!!
I hate publicity
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I m the best.
I can prove it.
I can put Coffee in coffee cup.
Can you put world in World Cup?
OK 1 more I can send my Address on your Mobile.
Can you send your Mobile on my Address?
Nahi
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Ok OK I can eat Cream Biscuits with Cream.
Can you eat Tiger Biscuit with tiger?
Kaha na only I m the Best
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Ab apne wall se sab ko mat share Karna,
Kyoki isse sachai nai badal jayegi.๐ฒ๐ณ๐ณ
Dost kaminey hone chaahiye;
Co-operative to Banks bhi hote hai.๐
kuch lines jo hm future me definately miss karenge ::
*Coming colege....?*
*Where r u....?*
*Canteen chale....!*
*Kitna hua....*
*Yar Aaj alarm hi nai baja....*
*ARE u ok....??*
*Class attend karni h kya....?*
*Abe kitna padha ..*
*Oye kisme se padhu yaar kuch samajh hi nhi aa rha..*
*Imp. Ques. ho to snd krna....*
*Tu Xerox krvale fir mujhe de dna....*
*Hmesha me hi party du....?*
*Sare pictures send kar....*
*Jaldi bol yaar balnce kam h....*
SABSE BEST
**Yaar teri frnd se meri setting kara dena..:**
Njoy dis moments b4 dey get over.
send 2 ur best buddies.....,
bcoz har ek frnd zaruri hota h Ye doston ki mehfil Ye raat ko jagna Gaali sunke hasna Fir marke bhagna Ek chocolate ko 10 tukdo me baantna Ek ke kaam ke liye sabko jagana Aur har choti baat ke liye party mangna Senti hoke dusro ka dimag chatna Aur agale pal senti hoke hasna Ye sab ek din kho jaega Send this to all your friends Even to those who are not in touch Just tell them "YAAR TU SPECIAL HAI...
" Ek pal k liye socho agr dost na hote toh hm kya kya na kr paate.....,
Nursery me gumm hua bottle ka cap kaise dhundh paatey, . .
LKG me A,B,C,D likh kr gurur kise batate, . .
UKG me aakar hm kiski pencil uthate, . .
1st me button wala compass box kise dikhate, . .
2nd me girr jane par haath kiska paatey, . .
3rd me absent hone pr copy kiski laatey, . .
4th me lad jaane pr daant kaise khate, . .
5th me fir hm apna lunch kise chakhate, . .
6th me teacher ki pitaai pr hm kise chidhate, . .
7th me khel kud me hum kise haratey, . .
8th me best friend kehkr fm kise milate, . .
9th me 'Algebric Expression' hm kisse solve krvatey, . .
10th me hum 'Reprouction' padh kr kise dekh muskuratey, . .
11th me apni wali/apne wale ka subject kisse pata karatey, . .
12th me durr hokar aansu kiske kaandhe par giratey, . .
Fir bahar ki iss duniya me hm kaise kadam uthatey, . .
"Yhi toh pyr h" aise words kaha se aatey, . .
Mobile no. se lekar uske bhai kitne h kaise jaan patey, . .
Mummy,papa,di or bhaiya ki kami kaise seh patey, . .
Har roz copy pen bhool kr college kaise jaatey, . .
"Arey batana" exam mein aisi awaz kise lagatey, .
Birthday pr cake kya hm khud hi apne chehre pa lagate, . .
Bematlab ki baaton pr hm kis pr chillatey, . .
Degree milne ki khushi hm kisse jatate, . .
Aisi hi anginat yaadon ko hum kaise jod paatey, . .
Shayad bina doston k hum saans toh lete par zindagi na jee patey.......
LOVE UH FRENZZ...
1. A man will pay 200Rs for a 100Rs item he wants. A woman will pay 100Rs for a 200Rs item that she doesn't want.
2. A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband. A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.
3. A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
4. To be happy with a man you must understand him a lot & love him a little. To be happy with a woman you must love her a lot & not try to understand her at all.
5. Married men live longer than single men - but married men are a lot more willing to die.
6. Any married man should forget his mistakes - there's no use in two people remembering the same thing.
7. A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't. A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change & she does.
8. A woman has the last word in any argument. Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.
9. There are 2 times when a man doesn't understand a woman - before marriage & after marriage.
In the past few years:
1. I learnt to operate 3 critical machines
* Scanner
* Printer
* Xerox Machine
2. I learnt to use 3 High End Software:
* Microsoft Word
* Microsoft Excel
* Microsoft PowerPoint
3. I learnt to use 3 great short cuts:-
* Ctrl+C
* Ctrl+V
* Ctrl+S
4.I learnt to say three very imp words for professional life:-
* Yes sir
* Ok sir.
* I'll Just Do That sir
5. When I really wanted to quit, I learnt to: -
* Wake Up early
* Sleep late
* Continue to Work
6. I learnt to: -
* Face Monday
* Fight For 5 Days
* Wait For Friday
7. I learnt to give reasons to family frnds and relatives for not making
* Phone Calls
* Messages
* Mails
8. I learnt to celebrate these things far away from loved ones:-
* Birthday
* New Year
* Festivals
9. In last one year, People say:-
* You Learnt...
* You Earned...
* You Enjoyed...
10. But when I compare me with my self...
* I just Sustained...
* I just Tolerated...
* I just Survived... for bucks
11. I have survived:-
* For convenience of my Family...
* To avoid blame of Society...
* To get tag of Employment...
12. When I already knew that I have got the wrong train.
* I learnt to Rejoice...
* To be Happy...
* To Smile..
I learnt that corporate life and dreams can never meet.. Because when they meet, both will lose their meaning..!!
Two Beggers meet
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Two Software Engineers meet
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Both asked the same Question to Each other !
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Guess What ???
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โSo, Which Platform are you Working on ? โ
Posting again:
An Engineer Having No Child, No Money, No Home, Blind Mother,
Prays To God..
God Says He Will Grant Him One Wish!
Engineer: โI Want My Mother To See My Wife Putting Diamond Bangles On My Child's Hands, In Our New Bungalowโ
God: โDamn! I Still Have A Lot To Learn From These Engineersโ
Engineers Always Rock! \m/ ๐
Today my Wi-Fi Suddenly Stopped Working
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Then I Realized that my Neighbors haven't paid the bill.. How irresponsible they r..!!
Roz rote huye kehti hai jawani mujh ko
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Ek Sarkari naukri ki khatir mujhe barbad na kr... ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐
In Winter ROFL is replaced by
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ROBURL - Rolling on bed under rajai and laughing
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ROBURL - Rolling on bed under rajai and laughing
Mat chheen mere lab se tera naam is tarah,
Benaam jindagi hai bas tera naam hi to hai.........๐
so,
Party Venue = @poo_jan 's home......
All my friends are invited..................All
@poo_jan @gotchapagal will host the show
Be careful who you make memories with. Those things can last a lifetime....๐ผ๐ผ
Don't limit yourself. Many people limit themselves to what they think they can do.
You can go as far as your mind lets you. What you believe, remember, you can achieve!
