The difference between men and women watching their wedding video is-
Men watch, playing it backwards...(everyone likes a happy ending)
I miss Delhi 😞
Good night -_-Every discussion on PG nowadays somehow leads to the CGL 2013 massacre...(including mine of course) 😉
A boy romantically said to his girlfriend, "I can see the whole world in ur eyes."
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3 boys on another bike heard this and asked him, "Bhai rajeev chowk par traffic police khadi hai kya? Bhabhi ki aankho me dekh ke bata de please."
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Memories are always special. Sometimes we laugh by remembering the days we cried and we cry by remembering the days we laughed. THAT'S LIFE.
Never miss a girl with the following "Qualities" ...
...When she walks for miles to see you.
...When she says "sorry" even though she didn't do anything wrong.
...When she cries because she still loves and misses you
....When she still tries to get you back
....When she no matter how much you have hurt her still loves you
....When she stops her argument with you to save your relationship
....When she continuously makes you feel special and tries to make you happy
....When she is upset but does not tell you as she thinks she is annoying you
....When she wants to leave you because of your rude behavior but she is not able to do so... ❤
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lol 😂 😂
Umm.. Long time since I posted anything.. So, "Hi" 😃 😐
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Btao kiss kiss ne password nhi lgaya hai?? 😉
found this in a group...
"When I was a kid, my Mom cooked food for us.
One night in particular when she had made dinner after a long hard day's work, Mom placed a plate of subzi and extremely burnt roti in front of my Dad.I was waiting to see if anyone noticed the burnt roti.But Dad just ate his roti and asked me how was my day was at school.I don't remember what I told him that night, but I do remember I heard Mom apologising to Dad for the burnt roti.And I'll never forget what he said: "Honey, I love burnt roti."Later that night, I went to kiss Daddy, good night & I asked him if he really liked his roti burnt.He wrapped me in his arms & said: "Your momma put in a long hard day at work today and she was really tired.And besides... A burnt roti never hurts anyone but harsh words do!""You know beta - life is full of imperfect things... & imperfect people...I'M NOT THE BEST & AM HARDLY GOOD AT ANYTHING!I forget birthdays & anniversaries just like everyone else.What I've learnt over the years is : To Accept Each Others Faults & Choose To Celebrate Relationships"Life Is Too Short To Wake Up With Regrets!Love the people who treat you right & have compassion for the ones who don't...!!! ENJOY LIFE NOW !!!It has an expiry date xU xQ!!
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Good times become good memories and bad times become good lessons..so enjoy life and don't regret. 😃
You never know what you have until you lose it, and once you lose it, you can never get it back. 😇
Most wounder full news in school life... 😃
Janhit me jaari 😛 😛
http://www.thehindu.com/trending/blue-tick-marks-in-whatsapp/article6608038.ece?homepage=true
If you feel depressed in life...just open your mail inbox...
When I open my mail inbox, I find:
10 banks are giving me easy loans.
I have won GBP 10000000 and USD 500000 for unknown reasons.
10 Job companies have best jobs for me.
5 matrimonial sites have most suited matches for me.
Dr. Batra has claimed that he will cure my hair fall & greying.
3 universities are giving me degrees in random subjects.
Approx.100 mails from Priya, Payal, & Pooja etc. who are feeling lonely and want to meet me.
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