Good morning
Miss you ๐ย ๐ย
Wherever you are I wish you are blessed
Dangerous Dosti: ๐ฌ๐ฌ๐ฌ๐ฌ๐ฌ
Main Ghar Late aaya toh Dad ne Pucha: "Where were you?"
Maine kaha: "Friend ke Ghar par tha."
Dad ne Mere hi Saamne Mere 10 Friends ko Call Kiya.
4 ne Kaha: "Haan Uncle, Yahin par tha.
"2 ne Kaha: "Abhi Just Nikla ๐ hai."
3 ne Kaha: "Yahin hai Uncle, Padh Raha hai, Phone du Kya?"
1 ne to hadd hi Kar Di, Kaha: "Haan Pappa Bolo Kya Hua"!
PITWAA DIYA SALO NE
Hello Puys,
LONG TYM NO SEE @shawshanksย @gotchapagalย @sanchitagrawalย @rasrjhaย @Parichuย @krishna_17ย @prag18ย
:gm:
Evening
:Pย
Greatย
:sneaky: i miss u
friend group..
When God created woman he was working late on the 6th day..
An angel came by and asked." Why spend so much time on her ?".
The lord answered. " Have you seen all the specifications I have to meet to shape her?".....
" She must be washable but not made of plastic, ..
have more than 200 moving parts which must be replaceable
she must function on all kinds of foods, ...
she must be able to embrace several kids at the same time,
give a hug that can heal anything from a bruised knee to a broken heart ,
she must do all this with only two hands,.."
She cures herself when sick and can work 18 hours a day".... ...
THE ANGEL was impressed. .." Just two hands.....impossible !" ..
And this is the standard model ? ! ...."
The Angel came closer and touched the woman"...... ..
" But you have made her so soft, Lord".....
" She is soft", said the Lord,
" But I have made her strong. You can't imagine what she can endure and overcome "...
"Can she think?" The Angel asked...
The Lord answered. " Not only can she think, she can reason and negotiate" ...
The Angel touched her cheeks.....
" Lord, it seems this creation is leaking ! You have put too many burdens on her. " ...
."She is not leaking...it is a tear" The Lord corrected the Angel...
" What's it for?" Asked the Angel..... .
.
The Lord said. " Tears are her way of expressing
her grief,
her doubts,
her love,
her loneliness,
her suffering and
her pride."...
THIS made a big impression on the Angel,
" Lord, you are genius.
You thought of everything.
A woman is indeed marvelous !".... ...
.
Lord said." Indeed she is.
She has strength that amazes a man.
She can handle trouble and carry heavy burdens.
She holds happiness, love and opinions.
She smiles when she feels like screaming.
She sings when she feels like crying,
cries when happy and
laughs when afraid.
She fights for what she believes in.
Her love is unconditional.
Her heart is broken when a next-of-kin or a friend dies
but she finds strength to get on with life." ..
The Angel asked : So she is a perfect ?
The lord replied : No. She has just one drawback
" She often forgets what she is worth".
Afternoon
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Height of Impatience.....
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Pak PM : I'm sorry 2 hear about the blast at whitehouse at 8 this morning !!
OBAMA: Nothing happened here !
Pak PM : What's the time?
Obama: 7 am.
Pak PM : Oh sorry, I'll call u later.๏๏
anyone from west bengal? l have to reach murshidabad from kolkata airport. Help me out.
Shortcut to go to any page until 'go to page' function starts..
Go to the thread, select page no.2, then edit the page no. in address bar
for example this is of Rise to smile thread..
http://www.pagalguy.com/lounge/rise-to-smile-25102005?page=2ย ( put the page number u wanted here after removing '2' )
Once A Girl Asked Her Boy friend
" Why do We Have Units To Measure Weight, Height & Distance But Not Love, Friendship & Trust? "
Boy Thought For A While
Took Her In His Arms, Looked Deep In Her Eyes & Said..
" Look, Don't Eat My Brain! I Have Already Failed In Physics. "
๐ :P:
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Happy B'day dear ๐
I wish I could have hugged you and wished you but the mere thought that I won't be able do that ever makes me...(don't have words to describe)
Remember I drew this on one of your B'day and what you did? You colored this. Its same with my life, its all black and white. I wish you were still here to color it.
Don't know why it was so soon....
Just wish that you could hug me now so that at least I had a shoulder to cry on...ย
Wherever you are God Bless Your soul always...
I will always love you and will always miss you... miss you...
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