#30DayABChallangeDay7 Done :cheers:
इकोफ्रैंडली भाई, पानी की कमी पर क्यों रो रहे हो ? जो होली पर 2 बाल्टी बचायी थी, वो निकाल लो। पी लो, नहा लो, गाडी धो लो, मछलियाँ पाल लो उसमे।
There were so many gods around me helping everytime.... :)
And I was searching for one from the sky.... 
🍻
better than ak-47😁
@makar @himu3107 @Rohit143 @dreambegins @6an-6an
ye PG ki ghadi ko kya hua hai ??? 12h dikha rahi hai ticker bar aur p.m. me ??? 😉😉
ye PG ki ghadi ko kya hua hai ??? 12h dikha rahi hai ticker bar aur p.m. me ??? 😉😉
Ye board ki exams me Percentile rank kese calculate karte he...?? explain pls... 😃
"There is no magic cure, no making it all go away forever. There are only small steps upward; an easier day, an unexpected laugh, a mirror that doesn't matter anymore." 
- Laurie Halse Anderson
Santa oil kharidte waqt (shopkeeper se )
Santa: bhaiya free item to do
Shopkeeper: kya free item??? :roll:
Santa: dekho likha h CHOLESTEROL FREE!
********** muskurane ki wajah tum ho **********
***********gungunane ki wajah tum ho **********
Young India Fellowship status: Waitlisted. 😐
Yess tht Girl 
ManU lal
Baaki sab to thik hai par ye Jhalak Dikhlaa Jaa me judges k peeche CAPTAIN AMERICA ki SHIELDs kyun laga rakhi hai ??? 😲😲😲😲
Ten little Aaptards in their topis so fine
Bharti did a midnight raid and then there were nine
Nine little aaptards, their jhadoos pointing straight
Binny quit in disgust and then there were eight
Eight little aaptards, in search of an anarchist heaven
Prashant lost a plebiscite and then there were seven
Seven little aaptards, lookin for a quick media fix
Shazia became 'communal', and then there were six
Six little aaptards, cunning, not naive
Ashu took english lessons and then there were five
Five little aaptards, saying #Sorry at the door
Raghu got slapped and then there were four
Four little aaptards, all bahut krantikaari
Meera lost her deposit, and then there were three
Three little aaptards, did #Dharna on a cue
Sisodia wrote a letter and then there were two
Two little aaptards, having fun on an anshan
Yogendra got blamed, and then there was one
One little aaptard, sulking in the sun
Topival went to jail, and then there were none!
Live life with no kash...try everything and get shabash:):)
Hosiyar ladka 😃 😛
Ye Honsla Kaise Jhuke
Ye Aarzoo Kaise Ruke
Manzil Mushqil To Kya
Dhundhla Saahil To Kya
Tanha Ye Dil To Kya
Raahon Pe Kante Bikhre Agar
Usspe To Phir Bhi Chalna Hi Hai
Shaam Chhupaale Suraj Magar
Raat Ko Ek Din Dhalna Hi Hai
First time in Indian History:
The temperature in Delhi is higher than the total number of Congress MP's 😛
"Low self-esteem is like driving through life with your hand-break on." 
- Maxwell Maltz