you CAN tickle YOURSELF! The only place you can tickle yourself is the top of your mouth. TRY IT.
Parents Compliment u on ur back, s
peak shit on ur face
while
Relatives Compliment u on ur face,
speak shit on ur back..
Some people are born classy. A lady colleague, being one of them declined the offer to eat a samosa because it's wrapped in a Hindi newspaper 
Tere jaane ka asar kuchh esa hua muj par.....
Tujhe dhundhte dhundhte mene khud ko paa liya......
To my old id... @6an6an ๐ 
that moment when you are standing in a long jam packed queue and then somebody around you farts.....๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐
In that one instance I hated everyone in my life, everyone and everything, and me most of all ๐
where is ujwaala? :neutral:
At a car mechanic shop
Mechanic: Memsaab engine garam ho gaya hai
Lady: Bhaaya lekin car mein toh AC hai, garam kaise ho gaya engine๐
do universites and govt job accepts NIOS 12th standard.. ?? .is it recognised ?? @shawshanks @Rohit143 @Sunil1989 @Shubh.i @ABHITHECHARMER @RawHul koi idea sirs????
SCMHRD Badge - Check!
Modiji sirf Development ki baat karte hai...
Ye sunkar Testing aur Support wale naraz hai..
Modi ne Nawaaz Sharif ko shawl di, aur Sharif ne unki maa ke liye saari bheji hai.
Ye AlokNath ji ke sanskaar hi to hain. ๐
For uptu admission is girls rank considered ?
- no
- yes
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Last working day in company.....
kitna accha lag rha hain ye likhte hue....
HUm unme se hain nahi jo Aaj kuch toofaani karte hain...
hum tyo unme se hain jo Roz kuch toofani karte hain.......
Good Morning Guys . Happy weekend to all thoe guys. Last week of the day.
Party Time!!!!!!!!!!!
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๐One remarkable feat towards escalating education among children:
The Syracuse school district will give a backpack filled with 10 books to every child from kindergarten through fifth grade so they can keep up with their reading over the summer. That means the district will hand out 92,910 books. The school district said Scholastic donated more than $100,000 in...
Guys Trailers at your foot step watch it out @scrabbler @Rohit143 @Preeti_L @miseera . I am going to go to this sure.
@rahul20121989 @RawHul @rasrjha @deepak99 @deepak1139 @dreambegins @koool.Miike @jacks_jills @dark-phoenix @atshy21saraf @cg @Grass_root @ajaychandar .
Guys Please watch it out awesome trailer
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Sat pratishat sahi 
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