Congress ki Samasya ye thi ki jo yuva josh Rahul baba me hona chahiye tha wo digyavijay ji me nikla!! 😉
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टी वी पर ख़बर आई :
मोदी बने पीएम तो
आनंदी होंगी गुजरात
की सी.एम.
राहुल गांधी ने
सोनिया से पूछा
मम्मी तो फिर
बालिका वधु
बंद हो जाएगा क्या?
Do you know the relation between two eyes?
They never see each other,
BUT
They Blink Together
They move Together
They cry Together
They see Together
They sleep Together
In Short, They share a very deep bonded relationship.
However, when they see a pretty woman, One will Blink while other will not!!! 😉
Moral Of the Story:
A pretty woman can break any relationship!! 
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If I were half as brazenly confident as Rakhi Sawant is, I would be going places even as I typed this. Alas, I'm not.
If Apple was invented by a Tamilian, we would be listening to an iPoda.
"First they ignore you, then they laugh at you, then you break their noses, then you win" - a committed non-Gandhian
Yogendra: Syahi..ande.. thappad..tihar jail..sab ho gaya..ab kya karein..
Ashutosh: Gaadi ke neeche aana..
Kejri: BC! Tum log karna ab!!
PappuG 
Narendra Modi : Amit bhai, time kya hua hai?
Amit Shah : AAP bajkar CONGRESS minute.
NaMo: Matlab?
Shah : 4 bajkar 44 minute.
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Incredible INDIA
Seriously AMAZING , ULTIMATE , ASTOUNDING , SPLENDID , SUPERB ,Must Read It 👍
http://www.akashgautam.com/blog/2012/01/06/angreziwaale-dulhaniya-le-jaayenge/you know brains are too awesome, i wish this girl had one
haha lol :mg
Good Morning Aaal... aaaj Itna Sannata Kyun Cha Gaya Hai Bhai.... Kejri jail main Hai isisliye Kya?
If you FAIL, never ever give up because
FAIL Means First Attempt in Learning 😃
END is not the end, infact END means
END means Effort Never Dies
If you get NO as the answer,
Remember NO means "Next Opportunity"
So, Let's be Positive!! 
A Very happy and wonderful morning !! 😃