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Those who are into it want to come out of it,
And....
Those are out of it want to get into it.
Guess d movie name
Stand where you sitting
English speaking not children play
It is undertaker's play
Taj mahal create
Next tym you disturbing
My hand your cheek
You Red red cheek
boys and road,,,
lolwa
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NEW DELHI: A Delhi student s sense of humour took a real beating when he fooled his father into thinking that he had got his girlfriend pregnant. The only respite is that Prateek Verma s prank made him very popular.
Best Line Said By A Guy To a Girl: The day I will go on knees for another girl... Is the day I will tie a shoe lace for our daughter...
Leonardo DiCaprio exchanged his Oscars with Mayavati's Loksabha seats this election π»
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Most STUPID questions people usually ask in obvious situation..
1. At movies:" hey! What r u doing here.. ??
Me:" tujhe nahi pata yaar.. ?? Mai yaha ticket black karne aata hu..
2. In bus:" A fat lady steps on my feet:
"arey!! beta lagi to nahi..
Me:" Nai aunty bahot maja aaya ek baar fir se karo na..
3. When i got woken up at midnight by a call:
" sorry yaar !So raha tha kya.. ??
Me:" Nai yaar! Mai to Bas late kar marne ki practise kar raha tha..
4. when they see me with shorter hair:
"yaar! Baal katwaye hai kya.. ??
Me:" Pata Nahi Yaar!! raat ko soya tha subah uth kar dekhato andar chale gaye !!.
Indeed!
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ToDay I realiZed soMething:
Things sometimes look different than they really are. A restaurant that looks very old but serves amazing food.
Everyone hated that kid in school who gave the teacher a wooden scale when she askedfor one, to beat a kid. *read somewhere*
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