Sookhe Patton Ki Tarah Bikhre The Hum,
Kisi Ne Sameta Bhi To Sirf Jalane Ke Liye
Hi everyone
Aaj Main Ne Apny Dil Sey
Bhi Taaluq Tor Diya...
Kambakht Tujhe bhoolne
Ki baat KartaTha......!!
Being happy doesn't mean that everything is perfect.
It means that you have decided to look beyond the imperfections for a moment.
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Day before Yesterday being MOTHER's Day, I accepted my mom's long pending Friend Request on Facebook!! Socha Maa khush ho jayegi!!
Today morning I got a call from her:
"Tu Goa kab gaya tha?"
"Yeh saari ladkiyan kaun hai?"
"Prateek (my roomie) cigarette pita hai? Uski mummy ka number de mujhe?"
"Yeh Ankita kaun hai? Badi photo khichata hai tu iske saath?""Sach sach bata, sirf dost hai.. ya aur bhi koi baat hai?""Kitne chote kapde pehenti hai yeh? Yeh sab nahi chalega.. keh deti hun!"
"Aur tu pub aur bar bhi jane laga hai.. meri kasam kha k bol, tu pita toh nahi hai?"
"Mein abhi tere papa ko batati hun!!"
By God, kyun add kar lia mom ko, baaki logo ki tarah farzi Happy Mother's Day update karne se bhi kaam chal hi jata !βͺ
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Nai, nai, no fighting :nono:
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Tumne to mujhe dara hi diya :sneaky:
Random fact: Did you know that the United States is represented in test cricket (albeit indirectly)?
Im not tired of posting this
And He is not tired of Finishing tooo...
Dhoni it it is ....
Once again !!!ππππππππNFS.... so true
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"I joined the Army so that I could run away from studies....
Later I realized I was running also and studying also."
- My father 
Don't depend on anyone in this world
Because Even your shadow leaves you
When you are in darkness
GF- Plz send me some good jokes.....
BF- Main padhai kar raha hoon...
After two mins.
GF-.. .....hahahahahahaha mst h
Kya huaa.?? Aur bhejo na,, plzzz.
80% Of Teachers are Suffering From Throat Pain
byTeaching Students."..
So Plz..........BUNK the Classes As Much As Possible and
Save the Teachers!..
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Smart answer by a female...
On a flight, a guy asked a beautiful lady sitting next to him...'Nice perfume.....
which one is it?...
i want to gift it to my wife...!!'
Lady:Don't give her....
some idiot will find an excuse to talk to her...!' 
Mahesh Bhatt:My daughter is in a medical college
Arnab:What does she exactly study??
Mahesh Bhatt:She's not studying, they are studying her
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Dilon mein tum apni betaabiyan leke chal rahe ho, toh zinda ho tum
Nazar mein khwaabon ki bijliyan leke chal rahe ho, toh zinda ho tum
Hawa ke jhokon ke jaise aazad rehna seekho
Tum ek dariya ke jaise lehron mein behna seekho
Har ek lamhe se tum milo khole apni baahein
Har ek pal ek naya samaa dekhiye
Jo apni aankhon mein hayraniyan leke chal rahe ho, toh zinda ho tum
Dilon mein tum apni betaabiyan leke chal rahe ho, toh zinda ho tum
:') 
Humans are idiots.
I am human.
Therefore, I am an idiot.