Khaas aapke liye ye video pesh h Kanedda se 
which smart phone should i consider for around 15000/- , Micromax Canvas Turbo looks good, if anyone has, whats the review?
Mahesh Bhatt: chalo beti vote de kar aate hain.
Alia: Papa aajkal to ghar baithe hi mobile se vote kar sakte hain..kal hi maine DID me vote kiya!! ๐
Newly married husband puts a notice in front of his residence:
FOR SALE
Computer and Encyclopedia both are on sale and are in good condition.
Reason for selling: No Longer needed.Got Married. Wife Knows everything...with a backup server called "Mother In Law" ๐
Teacher to Student: Aaj tune fir homework nahi kiya?
Student: Sir, light Nahi thi.
Sir: To candle jala leta
Student: Sir, machis nahi utha sakta tha.
Sir: kyun?
Student: Sir machis pooja ghar me rakhi thi
Sir: To uthayi kyun nahi? 
Student: Nahaya nahi tha sir!!! ๐
Sir: kyun be nahaya kyun nahi tha!!! 
Student: Sir paani nahi tha!! 
Sir: paani kyun nahi tha??
Sudent: Sir Motor nahi chal rahi thi
Sir: Abey ab motor ko kya ho gaya tha?
Student: Sir aap aadmi ho ya pajama, Kitni baar bolu ki light nahi thi!!! 
AAjkal ke bachcho ko kya ho gya h??
THE KINGS GOING AT 10 RUNS PER OVER ๐ป๐ป๐ป๐ป๐๐๐๐ฒ๐ฒ๐ฒ๐ฒ
plus the RCB bowlers are drunk wide pe wide๐๐๐
:gm:
yes Like a Boss
No mORe Ki$$e$ 
Har dard ki ek alag pehchaan hoti hai
khushi chand lamho ki mehmaan hoti hai
Wahi badalte hain rukh hawao ka,
Jinke iraado mein aksar jaan hoti hai 
Ctrl+C , Ctrl+V
๐ Oh well payed MILLERJEET SINGH..that was a breezy knock..take a bow ๐ ๐
#Killer_Miller #U_Beauty ๐ป ๐ป ๐ป
#Killer_Miller #U_Beauty ๐ป ๐ป ๐ป
Miller falls but KXIP sit Pretty ๐ ๐ ๐
The look on his face when he cracks the nut ๐
Hiding your feelings is always a tough job...
But hiding the fact that you don't feel at all is toughest of all :/
# GREEN CHAI -SEASON 1
Kisi ne kabhi breakup party kari hai?
There's nothing in the curriculum of an IIT MBA that merits the exclusion of non-engineers from the program. WHY is it that they can't apply? What's with the belief that the engineers are a cut above the rest?
I know I've asked this question before, but it remains a prickly issue in my head.
#wah kya mathematics hai !!!!!!!!!!!!!!
#bewakuf media !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
#bikau media !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
25+69+17 > 100
#yeh kya ho rh hai !!!!!!!!!!!!
Gn... ๐ด๐ด๐ด
aao kuch toofani krte h ๐
The fact that we can't kiss our elbow helps us to realize that some things in life are very close to us, but still beyond our reach.
#norotlusallowedhere๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐