Pehla Question Dekh Kar Wah – Wah – Wah – Wah Ho Gayi,
Teen Line Likh Kar 100 No. Ki Chah Ho Gayi.
Doosra Question Dekhkar Darne Laga Dil,
Pachas No. Ana Bhi Lagne Laga Mushki.
Teesra Question Dekh Kar Gale Me Atka Dam,
Tees No. Ane Ka Bhi Chance Hua Khatm.
Chotha Question Dekhkar Ud Gaye Mere Hosh.
Khali Copye Choddkar Ho Gaya Me Behosh.
Panchwa Question Dekhne Ki Nobat Hi Na Ayi,
Jab Se Parchi Tapak Gayi Me Pakda Gaya Bhai- Me Pakda Gaya Bhai
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👍ND Tiwari ko beta ho gaya
Modi ko biwi mil gayi
Aur Digii ko beti jaisi biwi mil gyi
Ye election tha ya kumbh ka mela ?
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Why is it so difficult to go to ofc after any b school converts?notice periods are hellish,these don't kill time.
"I don't think he is worried about his game; he's more worried about golf and practises more golf than cricket."
-Virender Sehwag on Glenn 'Maxi' Maxwell.👏👏👏
So true 😐
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Poverty is when we say ... Mummy Bhookh lagi hai and gets a reply 'Thappad khaana hai' 😐 
Ladies Logic
Hoth chumne k liye hote h, bolne ke liye to jubaan hoti h!
Human beings are like cars, they have everything to go on a trip. However, sometimes, the gear (motivation) needs to be changed when the road is steep (situations are tough). It is then when others (true friends) are needed to change the gear (motivate). It is also when nails lying on the road are experienced (enemies who lead ashtray). One only needs to take care that fuel is not exhausted (efforts not made) and that the engine does not break down (pray to God for assistance).
For all beer lover
A beautiful speech by Sundar Pichai - an IIT-MIT Alumnus and Global Head Google Chrome:
The cockroach theory for self development
At a restaurant, a cockroach suddenly flew from somewhere and sat on a lady.
She started screaming out of fear.
With a panic stricken face and trembling voice,she started jumping, with both her hands desperately trying to get rid of the cockroach.
Her reaction was contagious, as everyone in her group also got panicky.
The lady finally managed to push the cockroach away but ...it landed on another lady in the group.
Now, it was the turn of the other lady in the group to continue the drama.
The waiter rushed forward to their rescue.
In the relay of throwing, the cockroach next fell upon the waiter.
The waiter stood firm, composed himself and observed the behavior of the cockroach on his shirt.
When he was confident enough, he grabbed it with his fingers and threw it out of the restaurant.
Sipping my coffee and watching the amusement, the antenna of my mind picked up a few thoughts and started wondering, was the cockroach responsible for their histrionic behavior?
If so, then why was the waiter not disturbed?
He handled it near to perfection, without any chaos.
It is not the cockroach, but the inability of the ladies to handle the disturbance caused by the cockroach that disturbed the ladies.
I realized that, it is not the shouting of my father or my boss or my wife that disturbs me, but it's my inability to handle the disturbances caused by their shouting that disturbs me.
It's not the traffic jams on the road that disturbs me, but my inability to handle the disturbance caused by the traffic jam that disturbs me.
More than the problem, it's my reaction to the problem that creates chaos in my life.
Lessons learnt from the story:
I understood, I should not react in life.
I should always respond.
The women reacted, whereas the waiter responded.
Reactions are always instinctive whereas responses are always well thought of.A beautiful way to understand............LIFE.👏
"Rock bottom became the solid foundation on which I rebuilt my life." €” J.K. Rowling
"You can't connect the dots looking forward; you can only connect them looking backwards. So you have to trust that the dots will somehow connect in your future. You have to trust in something — your gut, destiny, life, karma, whatever. This approach has never let me down, and it has made all the difference in my life." — Steve Jobs
Hahaha... kitno k sath hua h ye??? 😛 😛
God night 
A girl jogging in the park helps at least 5 boys to be fit & in shape. 👍👍😍😍
hahahahaha..aisa runout fir kabhi dekhne ko nahi milega..
