Newly married Husband:
I had 10 affairs before marriage!!
Smart Wife: Mujhe pata tha ki jab kundli mein 36 ke 36 gun mile hain, toh aadate bhi zarur milengi...!
Wife Rocks !!! Husband Shocks !!!
Yoohoo..!! Saturday nite rocks..!!
Movie for tonight
#classic_comedy
Directed by Billy Wilder. With Marilyn Monroe, Tony Curtis, Jack Lemmon, George Raft. When two musicians witness a mob hit, they flee the state in an all female band disguised as women, but further complications set in.
kya mast hawa chal ra. i think i will leave the door open n sleep.
Is there anybody on this thread who enjoys music by Cat Stevens as much as I do?
If U love a girl,and u want to impress girl's father to give her hand in marriage,Will you impress him by saying 'U KNOW HOW TO MAKE A POWER POINT PRESENTATION" ? .ppt really?
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO AUDREY HEPBURN
A Video With One Powerful Message For Us All! So True! Everyone should watch this at least once. This short video by Gary Turk is a reminder of the effects of social media on our society. By connecting online, we are disconnecting offline. What are we missing from life as a result?
@pathetic @Parichu @Dev_MBApagal @ibpsaspirants20 @shawshanks @gotchapagal @mind-at-work @prag18 @prateeksinha04 @raghavsimply @Dmalhotra1990 @saloni1931 @krish_chaitu @chetna_serious @amarsaur @Shubhangi.VJ @mailtoneha14
Good morning 😃
when a girl looks at all your activities and want to be with you... even cares for you every time...
it means you are special for her 
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😍😍😍😍😍🍻🍻🍻🍻👼👼👼👼😉😉😉😉😉😉
i ain't gonna marry in the fall
ain't gonna marry in the spring
coz i am in love with a pretty little girl
who wears a diamond ring
n i am just a country boy
.
money have i none
but i've got silver
in the stars
golden morning sun
golden morning sun
.
never gonna kiss the ruby red lips
of the prettiest girl in town
never gonna ask her if she'd marry me
i know she turned me down
coz i am just a country boy
money have i none
but i've got silver
in the stars
golden morning sun
golden morning sun...
---------- don williams
Murga for "Humanity" is one not to be missed.Hats off to Naved Khan for this wonderful effort.
#Respect 😃😃😃
Radio Mirchi 98.3 FM - India s #1 Hit Hindi Music Radio Station
Love your enemy but don't forget s/he is not your friend...:)...
Happiness is the enemy.
It weakens you.
Puts doubt in your mind.
Suddenly, you have something to lose.
TADA *waves hand*
subway se kya mangwaon batao koi.
karma score 9999
savouring the moment 
yay!!!
10,000 karma score
victory! victory! victory!