Hi all
Thanks god,
Facebook or whatsapp is an
american company .
Other wise by now government would have
changed its name to
"Rajiv Gandhi Dost Banao Yojana" 
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#fb
Aaj kuch tOOfani karte hai ๐ป๐ป
New beginnings are often disguised as painful endings!! ๐
B.Tech ke baad job honi chahiye.... ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐
Degree to Thermometer ke paas bhi hoti hai 
Here's my late-night craving: I want to play a game of Scrabble!
Mat Khelo mere zazbato se yaro, Bht Nazuk-Mizaz Hu..
Tumhe Khabar B Na Hogi, Yu Hi..Haste-Haste
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Mukka Wukka Maar Dunga 
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koi pls clear karo... 2 states mei ladki last mei mar gayi kya?? voh do bachhon ko leke kaha nikal pada last scene mei ๐ฒ
I'm not judgmental, so when I see a person driving slow in thefast lane, I never 
A size comparison between the titanic and a modern cruise ship
Good morning ๐
I have a lot of jokes about unemployed people,
But none of them work.
I have never seen a smiling face which is not beautiful.
so keep smiling and always look beautiful.
Helping a friend!! ๐ผ๐
I have been following this thread for quite sometime..wanted to share one of my articles with you..
http://www.pagalguy.com/discussions/an-anecdote-from-my-life-16898153/19818234
Ek baba kisi mehfil me gae to sab logo ne un ka mazaaq udaana shuru kar dia
baba ne kha dekho hum faqeer log hain.
"hamara mazaq na udayo"
Log khoob hansay.. achanak un sab ko nazar Aana band ho gaya Yaani wo sab andhy ho gae...
Fhir to sab baba k qadmon me gir gaye
BABA G Hamain maaf kar dain.
baba ne joota utara or sub ko ek ek maara or kaha
kameeno !
Light chali gai he.
Koi genretor chalao muje khud nazar nahi aa raha....
Tune maari entriyaan re........Dil mein baji ghantiyaan re.......Tang tang tang... ๐ ๐ ๐ป
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