fact...
Don't become a prisoner of your own mind :
Good morning 😃 😃
Have a basket full of kittens... err Happiness 😃 😁 
A couple's life on Whatsapp nd facebook
On Whatsapp
Wife: ghar kabh aa rahe ho ?
Husband: pata nahi, dimag mat khao
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On facebook
Wife: dear , when will u be back ? You're the best husband in the world . Miss you , please come back soon.
Husband: thanks for being there always.. so lucky to have a wonderful wife in you.. honey, I'll be back soon..!!
Dad to Son : Why your Mom is so silent since morning?
Son: Mom asked for lipstick and i heard it as Fevistick
Dad (with tears in his eyes): God Bless you Son!!! 
😉
A fight Between Husband and wife:
Husband argued..wife argued
Husband shouted..wife shouted...and then wife started crying
Verdict: Wife won by duckworth lewis method!!!! 😛 :mg 
Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay!! 
I'm finally a hard core pagal after a loooooong wait🍻🍻
Longest English word without any vowel is "twyndyllyngs", which means "twins"
Good morning !!
Rise with smile 😃
Rise to smile 😃
One more:
Dukandar se chhota bachcha: Uncle rang gora karne wali koi cream hai kya?
Dukandaar: Haan hai na
Chhota bachcha: To lagate kyun nahi..aap ko dekh kar main hamesha dar jaata hun!!!
😁
aa gyi offc 😠
Teacher student ko daante hue...school ka time 8 AM ka hai and tum 9AM par aa rahe ho.
Student cuteness ke saath: Sirji tussi na mera intezaar na karya karo, school shuru kar diya karo!!
Student rocks..teacher shocks!!! 😃 
1 extra mile..
We say few ppl r lucky, we say few ppl r unlucky,
We claim ppl r born with silver spoons..
We proclaim it was fate,
We blame it as destiny..
But ever wondered.
All those who made it to the top never gave up..
Rather..
They moved mountains and made it.. For...
They put in efforts for that ONE EXTRA MILE..
That makes all the difference.. Its ur life, live it..Own it.... 👼👼
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I can almost see it
That dream I am dreaming
But there's a voice inside my head saying
You'll never reach it
Every step I'm taking
Every move I make feels
Lost with no direction
My faith is shaking
But I gotta keep trying
Gotta keep my head held high
There's always gonna be another mountain
I'm always gonna wanna make it move
Always gonna be an uphill battle
Sometimes I'm gonna have to lose
Ain't about how fast I get there
Ain't about what's waiting on the other side
It's the climb
Miley Cyrus - (When she used to be sane) 😛 :P 😛
@namrata124 ...in reponse to your post...wasn't fitting in the comments 😃
mujhe kisi ki nazar lag gayi ... kaam aa gaya 😠
bhai log yeh passport kaise banate?
Mere office mein sab mujhe pagalguy bolte hain, they think it is some crazy jokes sharing website .......
If Modi doesn't become PM ,it would be 2nd failed investment for Mr. Ambani after 'Mumbai Indians' in recent times.😁