i just realized i can fly.
I have 3 moods: -
skips every song on my ipod
-lets the music play without interruption
-plays the same song on repeat for days 
things that are enjoyable:
-showers
things that are not enjoyable:
-getting in the shower
-getting out of the shower 
Me- Rofl
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Mom- Ab ye t-shirt tera baap dhoyega?!
I can feel myself getting angrier everyday i'm either becoming an adult or the incredible hulk 😠
Zindagi Me Jo Hum Chahte Hai
Wo Aasani Se Nahi Milta.!
LEKIN Zindgi Ka Sach Ye Hai Ki..
Hum Bhi Wohi Chahte Hai,
Jo Aasan Nahi Hota…
wнaт ιғ yoυr pιllow coυld collecт yoυr dreaмѕ and wнen yoυ waĸe υp yoυ plυg ιт ιnтo yoυr coмpυтer and waтcн тнeм over agaιn 😁
What did Arabian sea say to bay of Bengal?"
kaisa hai bay". 😐
A lame attempt...
By what name is ugly brother of puma called?
Kyunmaa.
You're only alive because I don't want to go to jail 😉
meri dikkat he ye hai...main maarta toh 20 hun..par ginta sirf 2...
Never knew i would get a feeling of Achievement After removing
FB and FB messenger from My Android
chandigarh aa gya.. main fir se
8 year kids are participating in KBC, Singing in Indian Idol doing todu dance in DID.
When I was 8, I was busy calculating who is more powerful- Pikachu or Raichu 😐
Paris: I love Paris , say the T-shirts in the French capital. May be they should also have T-shirts saying Paris loves bicycles . There are at least 20,600 of them zipping across the city on a pay-as-you-go-basis and then thousands more owned by individuals.
yeh "rise to smile" ka meaning kya hai?
GREAT Line Said By SIR ABDUL KALAM :- . . .
I m not a "HANDSOME Man" . . .
But I give my "HAND" to "SOME"one who needs help..!
Beauty is in Heart, not in Face ....
Happiness comes with a price tag. If you are smiling, you've already paid for it in past
Woman apology ..
I am sorry....😴👼
But it was your fault 😉
early to bed, early to rise, makes a man early man.