Once I was asked in school .
Where is English Channel ??😁😁
My answer : After ESPN .😍😍
I got absolute zero.
IPL is a necessary evil.......
U know u wont reach anywhere seeing that,
but u also know u wont do much of a wonder in the time slot of 8PM - 11PM....
So just for the sake of watching,
U end up watching IPL....
Every nite......
Let's all do our part to help preserve, sustain and beautify our motherland. Happy Earth Day everyone! 😃 Let each day be Earth Day. 
Keep Calm
&
Do Yoga....
It's Raining here... Waaaaooooww!!!!
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I don't know why, but I never feel even a bit of guilt or shame for not sharing the Dairymilk with anyone.
😁😉😉
HEATSTROKE.... 😃
How true is this?
Unmarried Man: Mujhe shaadi nahi karni, mujhe sab aurto se darr lagta hai
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Married Man:" Shaadi kar lo... fir 1 hi aurat se darr lagega, baaki sab achhi lagegi.... 😉 
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I don't know how many questions remained unanswered with the answer "Yaaarrrr, Lambihhhhhh Kahani he, Fir kabhi..."...:)..
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Dear phone,
I drop you.
I say I hate you.
I throw you.
I lose you.
I forget about you, but I can't live without you.
Sincerely, Me
She : Kya kal le oo Baby ?
He : Burger Kha raha hu ..
She : Meko b khana hai ..
He : Phone pe kaise khilau ?
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She : Meko ni pata meko
khana hai ..
**Slaps himself** 
We do not grow when things are easy...
we grow when we face challenges... 😐 😐 😐 😐
Yeh BOOKS k dher,
NOTES ki raddi,
Samna mera inse iss baar akhri h..
Jaane kitne LOGO Se aur is COLLEGE se,
Mulakat meri,is baar aakhiri h..
Kitni baate adhuri rahi,jaane kitni puri hui,
YAARON ki ye baat,is baar akhri h..
Ye SAFAR bhi khatam hua,
B.E kaa jashn bhi khatam hua,
clg me milna,is Barr akhri he..
Late night studies,submissions exam n results..ab aur nahi...
Q ki clg me Mera yeh SEMESTER,is baar akhri h....!!!! 😟😐
There is no disease so destructive as lust.
He who has wealth has friends.