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Jab we crush!
180 days for the D-Day.
Pappu juice wale se :-Jaldi se juice de ladai hone wali hai.......
ek glass pine ke baad....
ek glass aur de ladai hone wali hai.........
woh bhi pene ke baad......
ek glass aur de jaldi ladai hone wali hai........
juice wala :- kab hogi ladai.....????
....
Pappu :- Jab tu paise mangegaa !! 
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A couple watching an IPL match on the TV together. After five minutes
Wife: Is that Bret Lee
Husband: No. He is Chris Gayle. Bret Lee is the bowler.
Wife: Bret Lee is smart. He should be in the movies like his brother
.Husband: He does not have an actor brother
Wife: What about Bruce Lee
Husband: No no, Bret Lee is an Australian
Wife: OK. Look. Another wicket in just two minutes
.Husband: No. It is called action replay.
Wife: Looks like India is going to win this one.
Husband: It is not India. It is Bangalore vs KolkattaWife: Why is the umpire calling for a helicopterฤลธลกฤ.
Husband: He is not calling for a helicopter. It's a free hit.
Wife: Did the spectators not pay for the tickets? Why is it a ' free' hit?
Wife: Now whom is he saying 'HI' to?
Husband: He is signalling a 'Bye'.
Wife: Why is he saying 'Bye'. Is the game over?
Wife: How many runs to win?Husband: 72 in 36 balls
Wife: Ah. That is easy. Just 2 runs in 1 ballHusband turns off the TV .Wife turns it on and watches 'Saraswasti Chandra' ฤลธหโฆฤลธหโฆฤลธห
Husband: Who is this Saraswati Chandra
?Wife: Tumhari Maa. Don't you dare disturb me .
mumbai se koi hai? welingkar gdpi ke liye info chahi
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Which other books you would like to see as a movie ?
Stupid PG algorithm. Notifies me on my own comments on posts. 
No offense to PG though, this is a wonderful website. Just some bug I guess.
From : Linkin park
Crawling in my skin
These wounds, they will not heal
Fear is how I fall
Confusing what is real
There's something inside me
That pulls beneath the surface
Consuming, confusing
This lack of self control I fear, is never ending
Controlling, I can't seemTo find myself again
My walls are closing in
(Without a sense of confidenceI'm convinced
that it's just too much pressure to take)
I've felt this way before, so insecure
Crawling in my skin
These wounds,
they will not heal
Fear is how I fall
Confusing what is real...... ๐ป๐ป๐ป๐ป๐ป
Sometimes you love someone so much, that not even the truth can change your mind !!
Ek Aadmi ne conductor se pucha :
Aap Kitne Ghante bus mein rehte ho?
Conductor: 24 hours
Aadmi: wo kaise?
Conductor: 8 ghante city bus mein, aur
baaki 16 ghante Biwi ke "BAS MEIN" :mg:
I fall, I rise, I make mistakes, I live, I learn, I've been hurt but I'm alive. I'm human, I'm not perfect...
An ugly guy: Koi ladki pategi mere se?
Me: Shayad nahi.
Guy: But pyaar to andha hota hai.
Me: Saale pyaar andha hota hai, ladkiyan nahi !! ๐๐
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The season of failure is the best time for sowing the seeds of Success. ๐๐๐ผ๐ผ
K L P D.......
Forget the 2014 Lok Sabha elections, Rahul Gandhi was even rejected for AXE Boat Party 2014.
.
...
WHY ?
He came with his Momma.
Mathematical Equation of a Forever Alone
A ------>(tends to) B; B ------> C
And,
If C ------> B
then,
A ------> null (Forever Alone)
8888 it is
How many of you are from engineering ???
Do you remember during college exams when some derivation or numerical was asked about like
Question : Prove that
A = Blah blah.
Question : Prove that
A = Blah blah.
Even if we did not know the solution
Our approach was always :--
Our approach was always :--
Ans:
Given
A= (Bakar)
(Bakar = Bakar 1)
.
.
.
.
Unusual Bakwaas and some illegible scribble to make it serious and in-depth.
and then...
So A = Blah
Thus A= Blah Blah
Hence Proved .
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