The accidental prime minister Just started @Dexian @scrabbler ๐
Nayi nayi manger aayi h, shor shor ker rahi ODC PE mere...

2 States is an unrealistic movie. Few days back Alia Bhatt didn't know the name of the Indian PM on Koffee with Karan. How did she clear the GDPI at IIM Ahmedabad? 
~Via trendulkar
In Classroom:
Teacher: tera dhyan kidhar hai?
Naughty Gullu : Tera Hero idhar hai.
*teacher slaps*


Just saw it on fb...
whole life explained in four lines...!!!
Age 1 to 15 : Naino mai sapna..
15 to 25 : Sapno mai Sajna..
25 to 35 : Sajna pe dil aa gaya ..
35 to 75 : Kyu Sajna pe dil aa gaya?????
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#RealSUPERHERO ๐ผ๐ผ๐ผ๐ผ

Must watch... BHAI HO by TVF...
Started reading him at a very young age, as young as sometimes i didn't understood the complexity of his writings. Even after becoming a slightly better reader, he continued to confused me, making me wonder whether he is the greatest writer that i will ever read, that confusion, still persists
This poem is called
"Love poem to no one in particular" from the movie 'The Sessions' written by Mark O'Brien
And for those who haven't seen the movie, he is disabled and has to survive through a machine but can only talk and he had written this poem for his love in real life which was portrayed in the movie too.
Let me touch you with my words,
For my hands lie limp as empty gloves,
Let my words stroke your hair,
Slide down your back
And tickle your belly,
For my hands, light and free flying as bricks
Ignore my wishes and and stubbornly refuse to carry out my quietest desires,
Let my words enter your mind,
bearing torches,
Admit them willingly into your being,
So they may caress you gently,
within.
Lucky!!
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Rakhi Sawant on why her symbol is green chilli: Ye jo hari mirch hai, logon ko nyay dilaegi aur mahilaon ko suraksha dilaegi ๐
*Dangles hari mirch in front of camera*
Tu kyun pareshaan hai baby,
Hum aap ki jaan hain baby,
Aaj hai mauka pakad le kas ke,
Nai to tera nuskaan hai baby..
Are meri class mein aaja,
Seekh le pyaar ki A.B.C.D,
Sau mein se sau le le,
Bas hoth mila ke baja de seeti
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Any Camping & Rock Climbing Lover ........?? ๐
(G)old
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LOOOOOOOL....

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