Manmohan Singh - We are sending Indians to the moon next year...πππππ»π»π»π»
Obama - Oh! How many???ππππππ π ππ
PM - 100...
35 OBC, 25 SC, 20 ST, 10 handicapped, 5 sports quota, 4 minority & if possible....1 astronaut.......
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World's shortest horror story consists of only two sentences.
"The last man on Earth sat alone in a room. There was a knock on the door."
π π π When you are stressed, You eat Ice cream, Cake, Chocolate and Sweets.
Why? Because stressed spelled backwards is DESSERTS!
Wife torture :
Wife: Zara Kitchen se Namak lete aana....!
Husband : Yahaan toh koi Namak nahi hai..!
Wife : Mujhe pata tha..!
Tum toh ho hi Andhe..! Kaamchor ho..!
ek kam dhang se nahi ker sakte..!
Bas bahaane banaate ho..! jindagi mey kuch to kam karo...!
Tumhe nahin milega, Isliye pehle hi le aayi thi..! .....
Husband shocked..! π π
Yyyuuummmmyyyyyy :
OOOuuuCCChhhhh :
Greece :
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Only 39% of people will understand this:
2 + 2 = Fish.
3 + 3 = Eight.
7 + 7 = Triangle.
Did you get it ????
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Beta Katzenteufel 
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The Norway Sky Bridge. Looks like way to heaven
πΌ πΌ πΌ πΌ πΌ πΌBadi nazuk hai ye manzil
Mohobbat ka safar hai
Dhadak aahista se, e dil
Mohobbat ka safar hai
Coincidence or not ???????
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koi mock nhi de rha kya. mock discussion thread bnai hi nhi kisine , sb chale kya IIM
There is very thin line between being caring and being possessive.
QB is attacked with a Laughing gas shell..It is not able to stop laughing now.some one help it 
bhai log NMIMS bangalore ka DD banane ka time SBI walon ke saath jhagra ho gaya. aur NMIMS gaya toh "not eligible" declared ho gaya. reason being i had a re exam in my last semester. so i wrote an application stating ki re exam is not considered a backlog in my college. 18th march ko likha tha application, abhi tak kuch reply nai aaya.
mail kiya toh no reply, call kiya toh reply karenge bolke no reply.
ab jo ki SBI ka yeh branch ke saath jhagra karke aa gaya(childish hai i know, but trust me, they deserved it), yeh DD cancellation kahin aur branch ya phir net banking se ho sakta kya?
NMIMS wale don't seem to bother at all. tension aa gaya(serious wala lol).
This is hilarious...
A foreigner asked Indian Husband,
"Why Indian Women have Red Dot on their forehead ?"
Indian replied,"Because they Record everything.."πππππ
tonite its gonna be a gud gud nite....
its "el clasico" nyte!!!! :drinking: ππππ
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