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Emergency entry 
The Planet Earth is You! The sole purpose of this video is to raise awareness among humans on the state of our planet. It is a reminder that there is...
Whats yours...!!!!
I am the kind of friend,
That will help you hide a dead body. 👼 👼 👼
But..if you betray me...just remember..
I KNOW HOW TO HIDE A DEAD BODY.!!!
Check this out!!! Our reservation fiasco!!!😠😠
I tell you, religion is for man and not man for religion. If you want to organise, consolidate and be successful in this world, change this religion. The religion that does not recognise you as a human being, or give you water to drink, or allow you to enter in temples is not worthy to be called a religion. The religion that forbids you to receive education and comes in the way of your material advancement is not worthy of the appellation 'religion'. The religion that does not teach its followers to show humanity in dealing with its co-religionists is nothing but a display of a force. The religion that teaches its followers to suffer the touch of animals but not the touch of human beings is not a religion but a mockery. The religion that compels the ignorant to be ignorant and the poor to be poor is not a religion but a visitation!
- Dr. B.R.Ambedkar 👼👼👼👼
Hi Puys,CL is organizing a seminar on "How to crack the SBI Bank PO recruitment exam".
Speaker-Abhishek Gaike, Bank entrance exam expert , Topper of various bank entrance exams.
Date -19 April 2014
Time-11:00 am to 1:00pm
Venue- Bharti Public School , Swasthya Vihar, Vikas Marg
Contact to nearest CL centre to collect your entry pass.
If you are depressed you are living in the past...
If you are anxious you are living in the future...
If you are at peace you are living in the present....
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ah Gippy Grewal har ik film ch hi apni beizzti karvayi jaanda
@arsharora @kuljeet_the_warrior @deepak99 @chetna_serious @gotchapagal @Aroraanshul9
A WIFE is someone, with whom you can fight against a million....
....and against whom, even a million is not enough for your rescue.
To you, your mother may only be one among a million.....
...But to your mother, you are one in a million.
So, respect and take care of her.
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Slow wifi is worse than no wifi at all
not for weak hearted
What did one fisherman said to another when he gifted him a boat?
Aapka boat boat Shukriya ! 😐
Smilies talking to each other when high
: *taking a puff* Eh! bro, sneaky, I once loved :angel: you know. So nice she was to me. Until this fellow, splat, started hitting on her. What does he do anyway? He changes the color of his face through some animation. That is not even a real job bro!! Atleast, I bring happiness bro. You know such a noble thing that is. Can't believe she fell for that a-hole. 
: *borrowing the cigarette from smile* Chill macha. We'll take revenge on that piece of shit. We'll soon sneak ourselves into the conscience of pagalguy admins and delete his code. Here, banghead, take a puff of this and chill bro. Your head must be sore. 
: Thanks bro. You know, the wall against which I have been banging should have broken by now. But no. It didn't. Although the wall gives me meaning you know, without it, I'll just be banging in air. Imagine how that would look like. Hahahahaha. : Hey, banghead....Yo!! We're talking some real shit here and you're worried about your stupid wall. Shut up, will you? : Alright bro, chillax. Ima outta here. Jeez!!
and walk into the party. : Look at them bro. Look so happy. I wish I had that. : Look at her man. So beautiful. I wish I could be one of her wings which she flaps all day long. : I think somebody has plugged me into their comment. Ah!, its @Surabhi30 . Get another smiley for a change, will you? Alright bro. I'll see you later. Duty calls. : I think somebody has used me too. Ah! It's @venkat89 . God bless you, my son. Spreading happiness and all. To all political leaders in India. Thank you so much all of you, for all the enlightenment about others' mistakes, for letting us know that you are the best choice available for us and for giving us a vision that India will prosper and develop just as soon as we vote for you. Now please don't overdo it. Everything seems all the more staged and fake.
Nice poem by my friend. He is doing this as part of a competition aimed for the betterment of visually impaired children. Listen to this poem, and support him and this endeavour.
The last date of the contest is 12th April 2014 and with your support I have managed to be at the 6th position till now, help me be in the top 5 and win this contest. All we need to do is - Go to this link - http://yourvoicetheirworld.com/submissions/view/2230 Lend your ears to my poem "Khwaboon ka Kaarwaan", If u think its worth voting, just click the rightmost button out of the three buttons(the heart shaped button), if it turns red, yes you have voted. Indirectly, you are also contributing to the noble cause started by OMRON for visually challenged children's. Thank You. Keep Smiling Keep Inspiring
An interesting conversation with a truck driver.. Driver: "Sir this truck is used for cement transport also" Us: "Our company's quality specifications require that pulses should be transported in dedicated trucks used for food grains only. If you've transported cement in this truck, it is not acceptable." Driver: "Sir, is this being sent for export?" Us: "No, we're sending it to Chennai." Driver: "Oh sir, then why the fuss about quality?"