Keep Calm
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Cast Your Vote....
Its not how hard U hit,
Its About how hard U can get Hit
Charlie Sheen gets roasted by the family guy Seth macfarlane and many others on the ever famous show of comedy central.Best moments !!
They are rightly named CRUSH, coz that is what they do!
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This post contains several spoilers about Game of Thrones season 4, episode 2. Do not continue if you have not watched. Break out the party hats, the king is dead! Joffrey Baratheon, perhaps the most hated man-child in Westoros, croaked on Sunday s Game of Thrones , at his own wedding, no less.
LOL
JAI HANUMAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!.........HAPPY HANUMAN JAYANTI TO ALL๐๐๐๐ผ๐ผ๐ผ
If Bollywood continues making films on National bestselling books, soon there will be a movie on RD Sharma, RS Agarwal & HC Verma.
Mathematic Student Love Letter
My Dear Love,
Yesterday, I Was Passing By Your Rectangular House In Trigonometric Lane. There I Saw You With Your Cute Circular Face, Conical Nose And Spherical Eyes, Standing In Your Triangular Garden.
Before Seeing You, My Heart Was A Null Set, But When A Vector Of Magnitude (Likeness) From Your Eyes At A Deviation Of Theta Radians Made A Tangent To My Heart, It Differentiated.
My Love For You Is A Quadratic Equation With Real Roots, Which Only You Can Solve By Making Good Binary Relation With Me. The Cosine Of My Love For You Extends To Infinity. I Promise That I Should Not Resolve You Into Partial Functions But If I Do So, You Can Integrate Me By Applying The Limits From Zero To Infinity.
You Are As Essential To Me As An Element To A Set. The Geometry Of My Life Revolves Around Your Acute Personality. My Love, If You Do Not Meet Me At Parabola Restaurant On Date 10 At Sunset, When The Sun Is Making An Angle Of 160 Degrees, My Heart Would Be Like A Solved Polynomial Of Degree 10.
With Love From Your Higher Order Derivatives Of Maxima And Minima, Of An Unknown Function๐ ๐
"The way that you flip your hair gets me over welmed...you dont know oh oh you dont know youre beautiful...thats what makes u beautiful"
Good morning ๐ ๐
To succeed in the mission, you must have single minded devotion to your goal .... ๐ผ๐ผ๐ผ
When I got enough confidence.. the Stage was gone, When I was sure of loosing.. I won!๐๐
When I needed some people the most.. they left me, When I learnt to hide my tears... I found a shoulder to cry on!๐๐
When I was busy.. I got friends, When I mastered the skill of hating.. Somebody started loving me!
When I started loving.. somebody mastered in hating me after waiting for Dawn!
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I fell Asleep and the Sun came out...!!๐ผ๐ผ
That's life... and at times..it can suck..!!๐๐๐๐
Teacher- U dont luk interested in reading dis chapter
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Pappu- Ek tum hi ho jo mere dil ki baat samajhti ho jaan...