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Before Facebook made it mainstream, our relatives have been using the 'Poke' feature for years.
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fight b/w ____ vs ______ 
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Comment the first letter of your
"NAME " √
❒ A - Romantic
❒ B - Proud
❒ C - Innocent
❒ D - Lovable
❒ E - well behaved..
❒ F - Compassionate
❒ G - Logical Minded
❒ H - Leadership Potential
❒ I - Helpful
❒ J - Free-Spirited
❒ K - PAGAL( @krish_chaitu @Shubhangi.VJ ab thik hain )
❒ L - Funny
❒ M - Emotional
❒ N - Sensible
❒ O - Supportive
❒ P - Crazy
❒ Q - Unpredictable
❒ R - Practical
❒ S - Loving
❒ T - Good Looking...
❒ U - Sensitive
❒ V - Genius
❒ W - Calm
❒ X - Easy-Going
❒ Y - Intelligent
❒ Z - Jovial
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Personality Test Other Tests Discover your true self -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Given below are names of various animals. Your honest choice represents your true personality. Jot down your answers on a piece of paper and discover yourself at the end of the test.
1. The end of the world is coming, if you can save only one kind of animal, which one will you pick?
A. Rabbit B. Sheep C. Deer D. Horse
2. You go to Africa. When you visit a tribe, they insist you take an animal as a souveneir, which one will you choose?
A. Monkey B. Lion C. Snake D. Giraffe
3. You did something wrong. Instead of being a human, God punishes you to be an animal, you will choose...
A. Dog B. Cat C. Horse D. Snake
4. If you have the power to make one species disappear forever, which one will that be? A. Lion B. Snake C. Crocodile D. Shark
5. One day, you meet an animal which can speak human language, you wish that'll be...
A. Sheep B. Horse C. Rabbit D. Bird
6. On an isolated island, you can only have an animal as your companion, which one will you choose... A. Human B. Pig C. Cow D. Bird
7. If you have the super power to tame all kinds of animals, you'll choose what kind of animal to be your pet?
A. Dinosaur B. White Tiger C. Polar Bear D. Leopard
8. If you have 5-minute times to be an animal, which one would you like to be?
A. Lion B. Cat C. Horse D. Pigeon
The whole purpose of this test is to find more about yourself and who you really are... Make sure to answer questions 1-8 before moving on...NO CHEATING!! You're not cheating are you? 1. What kind of person you'll be attracted to in real-life situations.. A. Rabbit - those who have a split personality; cold as ice on the outside, but hot as fire in the heart. B. Sheep - obedience and warm C. Deer - elegant and well-mannered D. Horse - those are unbridled, untrammeled, and free 2. In the process of courtship, which approach would make you feel irresistable... A. Monkey - creative, never lets you feel bored B. Lion - straight-forward, just tells you he(she) loves you C. Snake - mood-swings, blow hot and cold in love, vacillate D. Giraffe - patient, never gives up on you 3. What impression you would like to give to your lover... A. Dog - loyal, faithful, never changing B. Cat - stylish C. Horse - optimistic D. Snake - flexible 4. What incident would cause you to break up with your partner / which character you hate most... A. Lion - your lover's arrogance, acts like a dictator and pisses you off B. Snake - emotional, too moody; and you don't know how to please him/her C. Crocodile - ruthless, cold-blooded, ironic D. Shark - insecure 5. What kind of relationship you would like to build with your partner... A. Sheep - traditional, without saying anything, the other will know what you want, both of you communicate by hearts B. Horse - both of you can talk about everything and anything, no secret is kept C. Rabbit - a relationship which makes you feel warmth and in-love always D. Bird - you care not only about the present but future with your partner, a long-lasting relationship that you can grow in 6. Would you commit adultery... A. Human - you care about the society and morality, you won't do anything wrong after marriage B. Pig - you can't resist desire and lust, most probably you'll commit adultery C Cow - tolerant, you'll try very hard not to do it D. Bird - you can never be stablized,actually you are not suitable for marriage and you don't want to make a committment 7. What do you think about marriage... A. Dinosaur - you are quite pessimistic, you don't think happy marriages exist anymore B. White Tiger - you think of marriage as a precious thing, once you get married, you'll treasure it and your partner very much C. Polar Bear - you are afraid of marriage, you think it would take away your freedom D. Leopard - you always want to get married, but in fact, you don't even know what it really is 8. At this moment, what do you think of Love... A, Lion - you always hunger for love, you can do anything for it, but you won't fall for it easily B. Cat - you are quite self-centered; you think of love as something you can get and trash anytime you want C. Horse - you don't want to be tied by a steady relationship, you just want to flirt around D. Pigeon - you think of love as a committment for both parties
The guy who invented ties was trying to commit suicide then he saw himself in the mirror and thought....
"Wait, this looks nice."..
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So Mr. Rahul Gandhi, you want to empower women. Will you ever come out openly and oppose mulayam/abu azami? Err then who will help you sail in UP? #coailationdharma#
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Rupa's father is Rahul. Then Rahul is the _____ of Rupa's father ??????
wats the answer ????????
पोथी पढ़ि पढ़ि जग मुआ,
पंडित भया न कोय,
ढाई आखर प्रेम का,
पढ़े सो पंडित होय।-----------कबीर दास जी
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An Engineer was not getting a job even after two years after his pass-out.
So he decided to opened a clinic & wrote outside the clinic: Any treatment in Rs.300/- & if we cant treat, we will pay you back Rs.1000/-.
A CLEVER Doctor thought he will make the engineer fool and comes to do fraud & thinking to get Rs.1000.
He says to the Engineer: I cant feel any taste on my tongue.
Engineer asks the Nurse to put few drops of medicine from box no 22.
After that the MAN shouts: "What d _____ ...its URINE!!
Engineer says congratulations your sense of taste is back now.
The CLEVER Doctor was angry as he lost Rs.300.
After 2 weeks the same doctor comes back again & this time he thinks to get back his previous 300 too.
CLEVER Doctor : I've lost my memory.
Engineer: Nurse! pls put some drops of medicine from Box no 22 on his tongue.
DOCTOR : Wait Engineer but that medicine is for sense of taste.
Engineer: Congratulations your memory is back.
Moral: Don't try to be over-smart with Engineers...
Dun mess wid engg...!!!
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