I 😃 am 😃 so 😃 stressed 😃 about 😃 everything 😃 all 😃 the 😃 time 😃 😐
Thanks elevators for bringing me up when i was down .. 
I'm so busy duin NOthING that I've no time to do ANYthING ! 👏😴
@nikskrish Bhai tere liye mast waala ek job dhoonda hoon..Hope you would like it. TO know more Please click on the link.
Assistant Professor Resource Management Good academic record as defined by the concerned University with at least 55% marks (or an equivalent grade in a point scale wherever grading system is followed) at the Master s Degree level in a relevant subject (M.Sc. FRM/M.Sc.
Always borrow money from a pessimist . He wont accept it back
A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend . A successful woman is one who can find such a man
Hardest Moment Is When You Fake A Smile When You Really Wanna Burst Out Crying 😟
Bill Gates recently gave a speech at a High School
about 11 things they did not and will not learn in school. He talks about how feel-good, politically correct teachings created a generation of kids with no concept of reality and how this concept set them up for failure in the real world
.Rule 1: Life is not fair - get used to it!
Rule 2: The world doesn't care about yourself-esteem. The world will expect you to accomplish something BEFORE you feel good about yourself.😲
Rule 3: You will NOT make $60,000 a year right out of high school. You won't be a vice-president with a car phone until you earn both.😠
Rule 4: If you think your teacher is tough, wait till you get a boss.😠
Rule 5: Flipping burgers is not beneath your dignity. Your Grandparents had a different word for burger flipping: they called it opportunity.😍
Rule 6: If you mess up, it's not your parents' fault, so don't whine about your mistakes, learn from them.
Rule 7: Before you were born, your parents weren't as boring as they are now. They got that way from paying your bills, cleaning your clothes and listening to you talk about how cool you thought you were. So before you save the rain forest from the parasites of your parent's generation, try delousing the closet in your own room.👼
Rule 8: Your school may have done away with winners and losers, but life HAS NOT. In some schools, they have abolished failing grades and they'll give you as MANY TIMES as you want to get the right answer. This doesn't bear the slightest resemblance to ANYTHING in real life.😠
Rule 9: Life is not divided into semesters.. You don't get summers off and very few employers are interested in helping you FIND YOURSELF. Do that on your own time.👍
Rule 10: Television is NOT real life. In real life people actually have to leave the coffee shop and go to jobs.🍻
😁Rule 11: Be nice to nerds. Chances are you'll end up working for one.😁
After fight:
Girl: Tum toh mujhe manaate hi nahin !
Boy : Tum Diwali ho jo tumhe manau? 
Me: oh that's cute
*checks price tag*
Me: no its not
Diwali is coming. You would be surely going to shop right? You will buy new clothes, get some firecrackers, make or buy sweets, clean up your house, and enjoy the festivity and the joyous atmosphere. Wouldn't you? We all would. I have a request to make. When you shop and come back avoid talking about your purchases in the ric/taxi in which you travel. The driver will feel bad because he can't buy the same for his kids. When you burst firecrackers, give some to your watchman so he can give it to his kids. You don't need so many anyways. When you ask your maid to clean the house stand besides her and help her with her work, she will be cleaning two houses this diwali. When you make some sweets give it to the kachra vala who come to your house, so he may have something nice to hold for a change.... We will surely have a Happy and a Prosperous Diwali, there are other people less fortunate than us, who won't. Don't make them feel that. Include them in your love. This diwali don't just increase Diabeties, pollution and your credit card bills. Increase smiles. 😃
Sabi ko apni taraf se pataake 😍😍😍👼👼👼👼
@koool.Miike @hatemonger @Dev_MBApagal @brixcel @nexus.anonymous @nikskrish @sanchitagrawal @Sherjil @namrata124 and ALL.....
HAPPY DIWALI
Jyada Pollution nahi karne ka
Happy 'DanTeras' to all of you. May God give u soo much money that even Rajnikanth can't count it
Dear Lays Manufacturer, . . . . . . . . . . . .
U Forgot To Mention One More Thing In The List Of Ur Ingredients........
Air 85%
😍👏
Ok I'll get straight to the point.
Dear God!
This Dhanteras give me money.
Sincerely.
Yours Gareeb
Gareeb kare to "Awaaragardi",
Ameer karey toh "Hangout"....
Relationship in 1995-
Agar tum mil jao...
Zamana chhod denge hum.... . . . . .
Relationship in 2013-
Agar tum mil jao....
Purana chhod denge hum...
I accidentally had two energy drinks today and now my house is decorated for Diwali
Brain Exercise 😴
Mr.See and Mr.Saw. 👼😍
One day Mr.see saw sea & Mr.saw didnt see sea. See saw sea & jumped in sea. Saw didnt see sea but jumped in sea. See saw saw in sea & saw saw see in sea. See saw both saw sea and both saw and see were happy to see sea. . .
I Wish I Could Hold Your Hand &
'& Take You To The Moon And Leave You There 😉