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Girl1: Love MUFC, yay!
Girl 2: Yeah dear, Rooney is so cute.
Message convo
Girl 1: Didi yeh Rooney kaun hai?
Girl 2: Wo sab chhod, pahle MUFC kya hai wo bata. 
Oh dude lol
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THERE ARE WOUNDS THAT NEVER SHOW ON THE BODY THAT ARE DEEPER AND MORE HURTFUL THAN ANYTHING THAT BLEEDS......
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Fade into me,
Your slightest light,
Will turn the world free..
And I will see the smile,
For the first time in a while,
Like an ocean,
An ocean of life...
Santa roti kha raha tha aur pass baithi murgi ko bhi khila rha tha.
Banta:Ye kya kar rhe ho?
Chicken ke sath roti kha raha hu, Navratre chal rahe hain na... 👼👼👼👼👼😐😐
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wats ur choice??
Trust the internet to laugh about anything. This time around, BJP s tagline for the election campaign is Ab ki Baar, Modi Sarkar . The internet has turned it on its head and made for a few laughs for us. Here are few of the best Modi Sarkar jokes, 1) Because no meme goes without the blessings of...
Having a positive mental attitude is asking how something can be done rather than saying it can't be done.
Final match tomorrow.. Navratris r going on... No beer with or after match 😞 😞 😉😉
Two Englishmen were travelling in the same coach as Swami Vivekananda was. 😃
They were making fun of Swamiji, as they thought, he was an illiterate monk. Swamiji did not react. 👼
As his destination drew closer, he, in his typically suave accent, asked for some water. 😲
The Englishmen felt very embarrassed and apologised. 
Then they asked, "Sir, why you no react?" 😐
To this, my master replied, "This is not the first time I've met fools." 😉
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mad in love 😁
don't trouble the trouble, because if you trouble the trouble,trouble troubles you...i am not the trouble,i am truth! 😛 😛 😛 awesome dialogue.. :)
Good night 
sonam kapoor is one of the most irksome human specimens ever.
"इंसान घर बदलता है। लिबास बदलता है। रिश्ते बदलता है। दोस्त बदलता है।
फिर भी परेशान क्यों रहता है ?
क्यों वो खुद को नहीं बदलता"
👼 मिर्ज़ा ग़ालिब नें कहा है: "उम्र भर ग़ालिब यही भूल करता रहा, धुल चेहरे पे थी,और आइना साफ़ करता रहा"👼