Today we'll all say "No UlluBanawing, No UlluBanawing" 
APRIL FOOL'S DAY
double deck bus mein upper aur comfortable hai kya?
Two months two shocks
No room for any hope
Friends told me to do some dope
Took few puff and coughed
F**k this shit, there is still some scope!
2 ladkiyan aapas me lad rahi thi, Toh pas me se ek sharabi guzra..
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1st girl: ye sharabi tera boyfriend..!!
2nd girl: nahi tera boyfriend..!!
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1st girl: tera.!!
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2nd girl: tera..!!!
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Sharabi : zor se bola '' main ruku ya jau..''???? ๐๐๐๐
Wi = 166
Pak = yet to bat
Kya chahte ho kaun jeete, winner semi-final me phuche ga....
- Wi
- Pak
0 voters
ab tak safar acha raha, is mod se jayein kahan!!
raste mein jo bhi ho, dhoondhungi mai apna jahan!! ๐ ๐ผ
Girls celebrate April fools day for the whole year by blinking the left indicator and then turning right
#No_offence_to_anyone ๐
If animals have FACEBOOK and BBM, these are most likely to be their Status Updates : 
COCKROACH: "Managed to skip from some one's foot step.. Man, I lead a dangerous lifestyle!" #:-s
Cat: "My 7th child is asking who is her dad. What shall I tell her??,I don't even remember".... 8-|
Mosquito: "I am HIV positive.. this is all due to wrong sucking" :'(
Pig: "Oh gosh they throw the gossips that I am spreading fluโฆWTF!! " >:/
Goat : "Friends, don't go out, Eid is coming soon" X_X
Chicken: "If tomorrow there's no status update from my side, means I'm being served at KFC" =D =))
Photographer studio me 8 saal ke bacchey se bolta hai :
Meri taraf dekho beta, Is camera se Kabutar niklega.
Baccha: Jaahilon wali baat mat kar.
Focus adjust kar
Portrait Mode use karna Macro ke saath,
ISO 200 ke andar rakhna, High Resolution me pic aani chahiye.
Facebook pe upload karni hai.
Warna paise nahi milenge. SAALA..."Kabutar Nikaalega.." ๐๐๐๐๐
My thread might be lucky for me which i created while making goal of PO/clerk...
i cleared both exams and allotted my first preference as Oriental bank of commerce... ๐ผ ๐ผ ๐ผ ๐ผ
thanks to everyone who are present or absent here.... who helped me, guide me, stand by me...
every person whom i got interact or who gave me some lessons through their posts...
God bless you all.. and wish you all get more success in upcoming years... tenkiessss ... ๐ป ๐ป ๐ป
got BOI clerk ๐
lost po ๐
congrates to those who r selected
dont lose hope if u r not selected its just bend not the end
all the best
abhi na pucho humse manjil kaha hai
abhi to humne chalne ka irada kiya hai
na haare hai na haarenge kabhi
yeh kisi aur se nahi khud se wada kiya hai
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Man discovered COLORS & invented PAINT
Woman got inspired from PAINT & invented MAKEUP
Man discovered WORD & invented CONVERSATION
Women got inspired frm CONVERSATION & invented GOSSIP
Man discverd AGRICULTURE & invented FOOD
Women got inspired from FOOD & invented DIET
Man discovered FRIENDSHIP & invented LOVE
Women got inspired frm LOVE & invented LOVE TRIANGLES
Man discovered TRADING & invented MONEY
Women got MONEY & started SHOPPING
That's it !
Thereafter man has discovered & invented a lot of things
WHILE WOMEN ARE STILL STUCK WITH SHOPPING ! ๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐
Mor Nachte Hue Bhi Rota hai,
Aur Hans Marte Hue Bhi Gaata hai,
Yahi to Zindagi Ka Funda Hai boss
Dukho Wali Raat Nend kise Aati hai
Aur
Khushi Waali Raat Kaun Sota hai
WestIndies ke jeet te hi Stadium wale gangnam chala dete hai What a win !!! bravo, sammy, badree, narine ne phod dala pakistan ko ๐ . 82 allout !!!
Australia, Nz, England, and now pakistan - all these teams allout under 100. !!
GO home losers ๐
Its SL vs WI and IND vs SA
YO !
Perfection is antithesis of the authenticity
zara tsveer se tu, nikl k samne aa meri mehbooba....
Good night 
Ar lo...