west Indies kal pak ka papad bana degi...I'm very bullish on dat...Bas yeh sri lanka hi hai... Jo pareshan kar sakti hai.. India ko...😛 😁
Our deepest fear is not that we are inadequate. Our deepest fear is that we are powerful beyond measure. It is our light, not our darkness, that most frightens us. Your playing small does not serve the world. There is nothing enlightened about shrinking so that other people won't feel insecure around you. We are all meant to shine as children do. It's not just in some of us; it is in everyone. And as we let our own lights shine, we unconsciously give other people permission to do the same.As we are liberated from our own fear, our presence automatically liberates others - Timo Cruz
A tribute to school lyf:"ek muddat k baad milne wali thi kaid se azadi..par kismat tau dekho,jab azadi mili to pinjre se pyaar ho chuka tha.."
If it is important to you, u will find a way If not u will always find an excuse.......
If Asian Teams need to learn playing Pace and swing.. Teams out of sub continent should learn to play spin.!!
Seeing advanced technology day by day.. more and more communication on mobiles....
it feels like the people will not have life to live... i mean 24*7 on internet.. 😠 😠 😠
It feels good as i am using simple JAVA mobile... just day back, i was at the restaurant with my family... on the other table.. guys/girls were having party...
they clicked pics and started to send that pics to each other.. then again all bow down to mobiles and doing tick tick tock... :mg: 
They were doing all that while eating too...
I hope i would survive in this upcoming advanced world... 😐 😐 😐
mat karna gurur khud pe aye insan
tere mere jaise kitno ko
ishwar ne mitti se banakr mitti me mila diya
👏
Oh yeah Oh yeah
dusro k dukh dekh kr agr tumhe dukh hota hai
to samaz lo
bhagwan ne tumhe insan banakr koi galati nahi ki
👏
He: motivate kar!
She: kissko?? 
He: kissko nahi kisska 
She: kisska??
He: moti wait kar mera 😠
Proof of how time changes everything.....
In school days extreme gaaliyan were forbidden and used against the enemy guys...(saala beep beep)😠😠
But in college those gaaliyan were reserved for our greatest buddies...(aur beep beep, kaisa hai?)
"A Thirsty Crow" story in Hinglish :
Once upon a waqt there was a kauwa.
He was very pyaasa. Here-there bhatka,
then he saw a matka, some patthar patka , Little water gatka n satka......
😴😴😴😴😴😴😴 😉😉😉😉😉
Last 3 matches of T20 world cup..
At batting 2nd, AUS 86-10, ENG 88-10, NZ 60-9,
Yeh ka karne aaye the ????
England all out for 88 vs Netherlands: It is the lowest total by a test playing nation vs an associate nation in T20Is
New Zealand all out for 60 vs Sri Lanka: It is the lowest total by a test playing nation in T20Is.
dhoni👏.............world cup👼 ............................................. n poonam pandey😁
सारी कोशिशेँ नाकाम हैँ.......... छोड़ दो,
कुछ अफ़साने अधूरे ही खूबसूरत होते हैँ!
Funsuk wangdu product :
O teri !!!!!!!!!!!
Bhaiyo and Behno Farziwaada(meaning "Fakeness") ka example
A SPAM mail recieved by me today
Highly Confidential...
TRANSFER NO:UN/NIJ/53
Dear Sir/Madam,
Without taking much of your time, my name is Sattar Mohammed, Presently we are being paid by the WORLD BANK in conjunction with the ( UN ) in other to avert beneficiary funds delays and compensate
victims of scam in recent times and also payment of contract inheritance sum.So far,we have succeeded in Settling. Your Funds were returned back to Treasury,some while ago because you did
not finalize your claim for it. A week ago,The Executive Committee collectively agreed to release the sum of INR. 93,78,300.00 :wow: to you but to our surprise you are to contact NABARD to transfer on your behalf this morning.
Dear Beneficiary you are advise to kindly re-confirm to us the followings
below so that the Bank will not be held responsible for paying into the
wrong account Name.
1) Your full name.
2) Contact Address
3) Phone,
4) Fax.
5) Occupation.
6) A valid proof of Identification.
In receipt of the above information, your payment will be approved and
paid to you by electronic wire transfer (T/T) to your nominated bank
account,you are advice to get back to me immediately you receive this mail
for immediate payment and insructions to credit your account, which is
schedule to hold within 24 hours upon confirmation of the above mention
requirement,via email ( [email protected] )
Officially Sealed
Mr. Shri P Mohanaiah
Chief General ManagerNABARD NEW DELHI.New Delhi Regional Office 24, Rajendar Place New Delhi - 110 008.
U must be unaware of bed cartography,
Be prepared after marriage.
Rule of bed might help.
😁 😁 😁 😁 😁 😁