Success has many fathers but Failure is an Orphan.. Agree??π
Few more scoops please :
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yami gautam uses fair n lovely as her toothpaste too.. !!!! 
Height of prank call ππ
Hello, pooja hai...?
Nahi..
Toh karvalo...
Jai Mata Di..!!! π»π»π»


BCCI to propose Yami Gautam for Day-night matches instead of Floodlights. Upto 80% less electricity consumption
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Humans have two types of blood cells:
1) Red Blood cells
2) Yami blood cells'
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LOLWAA..!!
Yeh mere dil ka jaana
Ek aakhri faisla hai
Ab saath hoga na tera
Yeh dard ki intehaan hai
Tha pyar tera toh jhootha
Sacha magar yeh Khuda hai
Tanhaiyon me hoon roya
Tab jaake mujhko mila hai
Duniya ke rishton me toh
Yeh hota hi raha hai
Laila aur Majnu bhi toh
Ek doosre se juda hain
..
Tanhaai ka ashq mitayen yahaan
Barbaddiyan bhi sabko jaane mili hain kahaan
Tere bina hum jee lenge
Phir kyun rahe koi gile
Tere bina hum seh lenge
Woh zakhm jo tujh se mile.. aa ha haan !
Now Yami gautam trending on twitter after Aloknath 


1. Yami Gautam fasts during Navratri by not using Fair & Lovely for 9 days.
2. KILWISH didn't dare to say 'ANDHERA KAAYAM RAHE' in front of Yami Gautam
3. Reducing the Yami Gautam in smartphones will save battery..
4. IPL to rename Fair Play award as Yami Gautam Play Award!
5. What do you get if you cross Usha Uthup and Yami Gautam? The Japanese flag.
6. Yami Gautam does not get toothpaste endorsements because her teeth can never look whiter than her face
7. Yami Gautam once rejected Filmfare award because it was Black Lady.
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@pprats @wisely_chosen @kennethsingh @venkat89

A Boy went to a Girl's house to pick her up ...
He wanted to propose her ... but not the usual way with a Rose ...
so he picked up a nice Lotus flower from a nearby Lake ...
He rang the door bell & was kneeling down ...
but, the door was opened by girls Mom.
Terrified by her disgusted look, all he could say was ...
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Aunty iss baar BJP ko hee vote Dena ...
Abki baar, Mudi Sarkar ! 

This Is How Boys Cook Food..


Good evening :
Ittttuuuusssaaaaa hai . . . . .π π π π π π
Japanese White-eye (Zosterops japonicus), also known as the mejiro bird..
@ChirpiBird No offenses !!!! he he he . . . .
Anybody wants Proc Mock 1(CL) -2014?
