Forever Alone ๐ 
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If Yami Gautam happened to write her own autobiography somewhere in the future.. what will its title be???
ANSWER ------> 50 shades of Fair & Lovely. 
Most of the guys who are actually ignored by girls in School/College life, are the nicest and better husband material.!!๐ป๐ป
True....๐ป
Heartbreaking lines ๐
Arnab: What are your views on Coalgate?
Rahul: I condenm it because I like Pepsodent. Dishum dishum...
Arnab : What's your view on Kejriwal?
Rahul : If I were Arvind Kejriwal, I would be using monkey cap instead of Muflar, it's cool. ๐
Arnab : You have been in politics for 10 years. Why haven't you given any interview before?
Rahul :Mom said.....Don't talk to strangers.
Arnab : Rahul, what's that on your hand?
Rahul : This is the free Chota Bheem tattoo I got when I bought 2 big babools. ๐๐
Arnab: What do you think of Lokpal Bill?
Rahul: Life is tough. Electricity, water, telephone, cable, mobile & now Lokpal Bill ๐ ๐
Arnab: What do you think of your Party?
Rahul:Party all night Party all night aunty ne jaa ke keh do Ye party yun hi chaalegi .๐๐
Arnab: Alright I won't ask any embarrassing question. What is your favorite question?
Rahul: May I go to loo?
Arnab : What is the National animal of India?
Rahul : Everybody knows that, the labrador in our house.๐
Arnab -- What's Direct Access.
Rahul -- Two way tunnel. Train aati hai jaati hai.
Arnab to staff== koi kaan pe maaro iske
It is time for me to say goodbye 
Coz I have to go and explore the blue sky ๐
I had the time of my life with you 
Those moments will always be cherished through
I hate to say dasvadaniya here ๐ผ
Coz u mean a lot and were my dear bear ๐ป
Alvida, shubhratri, shabbakhair ๐ด
Hum hai rahi pyar ke, fir milenge for subah k sair
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Totally True..... !!!! ๐
I have never met a man so ignorant that i couldnt learn something from him ๐
say u r well or all is well with you and god shall hear your words and make them true :)
look who's eating ๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐
Engg shayri -
pine se ud jata hai fear...
wa wa
pine se ud jata hai fear..
Xternal says-
see dear...
ur basic concepts r not clear
plz try nxt year...
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What is PYAAR??
its a group of friends sitting at a BAR with bottles in their hands and saying "P" "YAAR"... ! Cheers 
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Hmmmm ๐
Agar barish ka maja lena hai toh..
go to google and type "rainy mood".
Click on the first link, sit back and relax!
Also, don't forgot to listen the sound effects ! ๐ป๐ป
If you are being repeatedly asked by you friends, that why you don't Drink or Smoke?
Then a superb answer for them would be
"Mujhe aisa koi bhi Nasha pasand nahi jo waqt k sath utar jaaye"
Sure shot success mantra :::::::
Amazing art :
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