i managed to have my pizza for 17 rupees! π
congress k shraadh...








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anyone from delhi?
A guy went for an interview at a big IT company
for the position of ,Computer Hacking Investigator.
The boss asked him, "So, what makes you suitable for this job?"
"Well," he replied,
"I hacked into your computer and invited myself to this interview."
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chat scene !
6Pack Rofl 

Husband: "Jaan socha call kar loon, tum miss to kar rahi hogi?"
Wife: "Aurr subah jo ladai hui thi, woh kya tha?"
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Husband: Silent....(Saala ghar ka number lag gaya?) 



Teacher: "How old is your father?"
Boy: "As old as me"
Teacher: "How can that be?"
Boy: "He became a father only when I was born?"
Boom Boom Sammy
Gayle goes Gangnam !!
India Vs West Indies final on the cards !!
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Foodini , a 3D printer that can print food like ravioli, pizza, burgers, crackers, cookies, chocolate vases and more. ππππππ
"Foodini is the first 3D food printer to print all types of real, fresh, nutritious foods, from savory to sweet. Designed for home and professional kitchens, Foodini comes with empty food capsules. You prepare and place fresh, real ingredients in Foodini. No fake food. No being forced to buy pre-filled food capsules. Made with fresh ingredients, this is real food .. 3D printed. " ππππ»π»πΌ


Living alone seems like a curse sometime π π
Chalo sab match shuru hone wala hai...
πthis time it doubles pleasure as
two national anthems(of India & Bangladesh) both written by the same man - Rabindranath Tagore.
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The best and most beautiful things in the world cannot be seen, heard, or even touched, they must be felt with the heart... πππ
Shortcut Proposal.....
Pappu:" Kya mein Aapka Address Jaan Sakta Hun...........
Girl:" Wo q.......
Pappu:" wo Baraat Le ke Aani Thi..
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Anyone knows french? I have serious requirement to learn it in 3 mnths π