what an idea 😛
We need that in India too 
Exactly 😐
Love birds 
A girl got unknown call......
Boy : do u have a boyfriend.....?👼
Girl: yes i have.,but who r u?
Boy: I am ur brother.... I am coming home to tell this to parents.
!!!
After few seconds once again unknown call.
Boy: do u have a boyfriend?
Girl:no.i dont have......
Boy :Then who am I....????
Girl: oh! Sorry dear i tht its my brother😠
Boy: Yeah I am ur brother ''Its confirmed..Pakka i'll inform mom abt thi abhi !!!
Good morning dear puys!!!
Santa: Papa, ghar mein mehmaan aaye hain,
aur shikanji banane ke liye Nimbu nahin hai,
ab kya karein ?
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Banta: Arey, Tension kis baat ki hai,
Naye Vim bar mein 100 Nimbu ki shakti hai, daalde 2 boond !
Husband comes home drunk and breaks some crockery,
vomits and falls down on the floor...
Wife pulls him up and cleans everything.
Next day wen he gets up he expects her to be really angry wid him....
He prays that they should not have a fight..
He finds a note near the table...
"Honey..your favourite breakfast is ready on the table,
i had to leave early to buy grocery...
i'll come running back to you,
my love.I love you. ...
He gets surprised and asks his son..,'what happened last night..?
Son told...,
"when mom pulled you to bed and tried removing your boots and shirt..
you were dead drunk and you said......
" Hey Lady ! Leave Me Alone...I M Married !!!
Thats True Love... or is it ?? 😛 
😃😃
Story of India
I'm on seafood diet 😁
SALUTE & RESPECT
What do you know!
Dont come in the way of your girl & her shopping habits else ::::
Don't rush things. Anything worth having is worth waiting for.
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Niagra falls
I'm not funny. I'm just really mean and people think I'm joking 
amen
Now a days everyone has a touch phone, but everybody is so busy that nobody is actually in touch...