Husband says: When I get mad at you, you never fight back. How do you control your anger?
Wife says: I clean the toilet...
Husband says: How does that help?
Wife says: I use your Toothbrush..... ๐๐
So true.
Watching "Silence of the Lambs" 
Walking away is the toughest for women ๐ ๐ , especially when there's a sale.
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A very peaceful and prosperous happy holi 2 all the warriors of Pagalguy........ Jai Mahaakaal..... ๐
Girls 
Anyone with same problem??? ๐
Arj kiya hai,
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Holi ke din khub rango se khelo,
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holi ke din khub rango se khelo,
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Acp says: daya in sbke finger print lelo.. 
nehle pe dehla ๐ ๐
Girl:"mom aaj 1 ladke nemeregaal pe kiss kiya.....
Mom:"tune usko chata mara yanahi.......
Girl:"mujhe achanakGandhi jiyaad agaye aur maine dusra gaalaage kar diya.
Aisa he hota h na?? ๐
Maths of Love ๐
http://thoughtcatalog.com/brianna-wiest/2014/03/18-struggles-only-over-thinkers-will-understand/
Super true!! ๐ ๐Iklauta mera dil tha
Bhola-bhaala simple tha
Tujhse main takraya
Sarphira ho gaya
Mujhe pyaar laga jo
Tujhe laga bhai-chara
Armaan to jaage
Main magar so gaya
Banke museebat
Peeche padi hai
Yeh comedy hai
Yaa tragedy hai
Naa hona tha kyun ho gaya
Locha-e-Ulfat ho gaya
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an android game on AK..Keep shouting at higher decibels..collect coins...100 coins and dharnas get activated, 1000 coins for dharna on ramlila maidan, cross levels to fight elections...get more coins..activate delta dharna power...clicking on which u can have a dharna in parliament...
Game can be named- AK49 ๐
How true is that ๐ 
but you....
kisse apni hast rekha dikhwani h??
