Rise To Smileeee……😃😇😆☀️

When I was Kid:

• I'd put my arms in my shirt and told people I lost my arms

• Would restart the video game whenever I knew I was going to lose

• Had that one pen with four colors, and tried to push all the buttons at once

• Waited behind a door to scare someone, then leaving because they're taking too long to come out or you had to pee

• Faked being asleep, so I could be carried to bed

• Used to think that the moon followed our car

• Watching two drops of rain roll down window and pretending it was a race

• Went on the computer just to use Paint

• The only thing i had to take care of was a school bag.

• The only 'fake' friends i had were invisible ones

• Swallowed a fruit seed I was scared to death that a tree was going to grow in my tummy

• Getting a bruised knee healed better than a broken heart

• Remember when we were kids and couldn't wait to grow up

And here we are all Grown up splatsplatsplat😐😐😐

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Jab aap kisi chiz ko puri shiddhat se,

paane ki koshish karte hai...

toh

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vo cheez kuch jyada hi attitude

dikhane lagti hai..!! 😠😠

Those tears of joy when trickle down your cheek while your are smiling stupidly, happens when someone (someone very close) does something which you just mentioned once and he/she has been working upon it and surprises you with that one thing which you mentioned casually!! Amazing feeling.... #uncontrollable !! lookroundsplatsplatmgmg👼👼

pas akar sabhi dur chale jate hai

hum akele the akele hi reh jate hai
dil ka dard bataye kise jab
maraham lagane walehi jakhm de jate hai

fitrat insano ki

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lakh khushiya kum hai ek gum bhulane k liye
aur
ek gum kafi hai umr bhar rulane k liye

kagaz pe humne jindgi likh di

ashko se sinch kr khushi likh di
dard ko jab humne lafzo me bayan kiya
logo ne kaha
wah wah
kya gazal likh di

need your reviews on this





दर्द मे वो नही जो चोट लगने पर कराहे

बल्कि दर्द मे तो वो जल रहा है

जिसके जिस्म नोचने पर भी आह ना निकले|

5 facts about You You You You You You You You You You You You You You You You You You You You You...

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1. U r so lazy u didn't read all the You's

2. U didn't notice i put a Yoo

3. U r now looking to find out Yoo

4. U r smiling coz u realize there is no Yoo and tricked 😉😉😉mgmgmgmgmgmg

This deserves a standing ovation !





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On Chat:

Boy: Hey.. how are u?

Girl: F9...

Boy: Means?

Girl: Fine...How r u?

Boy: F5

Girl: Means?

Boy: Refreshing !mgmgmgmgmgmg

The feeling when astrologer or palmist tells u that u have Love Marriage in your fate.....😁😁 lookroundlookroundlookround


people fly in the air despite not havinng wings....👼👼👼

Wife: Can you help me in garden??

Husband: What do you think, I'm a Gardener.. ??

Wife: Can you fix door handle??

Husband: What do you think, I'm a Carpenter. .??


In the Evening when husband came from the work,

He saw everything has been fixed..!!


He asked: Who fixed this..??

Wife:"our Neighbour,

but he gave me 2 options..!! Either I should give him burger or a kiss..!!


Husband:I'm sure you must have given a burger..!!

Wife: What do You think, I'm Mc'Donalds..?👍mg👍mg

Dig a hole. Name it love. Now watch people fall in love. ppppp splatsplatsplatsplatsplatsplatsplat

Next time you see a tear in my eye, I want you to assume it's just because of some dust particle that caused it.

Feeling Bored ......Eating Lays (Buddy Pack-Blue Vala) 😛

Bewda's Matrimonial advertisement:::

WANTED WIFE

AGE no Bar,

WEIGHT no Bar,

LOOKS no Bar,

CASTE no Bar,

Education no Bar.

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girl's father must have his own bar 🍻🍻🍻🍻

I like gals n guys on PG 😃

Happy women's day ladiessssss!!

-----YOU ARE---- "You" gave me THIS birth.... "You" shared the same womb with me.... "You" taught me what i feel made me a PERSON..... "You" stood by me when i was down.... "YOU" are a WOMAN...."The force that was sent here to balance the Muscle strength of a MAN with humongous emotional strength......"

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