Rise To Smileeee……😃😇😆☀️

[nikskrish (Nishant)]

Mom to Daughter : If he try to kiss, then say " DON'T " and if he try to hug then say " STOP "

2nd day :

Daughter to mom : Mom, he did both at the same time... and i said " DON'T STOP ".

[vars (Varsha Taragi)]

👼👼😍😍 😲😲

I found there is only one way to look thin:

"hang out with fat people".

[vars (Varsha Taragi)]

Hahaha 😁 😁 😠

Marriage is a wonderful institution, but who would want to live in an institution? 😉 😉

[vars (Varsha Taragi)]

HAHAHA... !!!

Tragedy is when I cut my finger. 😐😐 😟😟

Comedy is when you fall into an open sewer and die. 👍 😍 😉 😲

[rahul-srinivas (Rahul.S [ B.Tech (Mechanical) ,MBA (Operations Management) ] || Alliance School Of Business (2014-2016) || Working for a Global Logistics & Supply Chain Company.)]

ONLY 4 SINGLES

Place your heart in the hands of God & He will place it in the hands of a man/woman who he believes deserves it...👏

[rahul-srinivas (Rahul.S [ B.Tech (Mechanical) ,MBA (Operations Management) ] || Alliance School Of Business (2014-2016) || Working for a Global Logistics & Supply Chain Company.)]

HAPPY MAHA SHIVARATRI 👼

[engg_harsh (Harsh Aggarwal)]

Aamir Khan walks in a hospital. Sees a man with black goggles and says
"Ye nai dekhega"
Gets attacked by his family. 👍

[chirayu2404 (One Last Time .)]

LOL!

[rahul-srinivas (Rahul.S [ B.Tech (Mechanical) ,MBA (Operations Management) ] || Alliance School Of Business (2014-2016) || Working for a Global Logistics & Supply Chain Company.)]

Dear Mark Zuckerberg,

"If you are still thinking of acquiring Internet Services that ppl spend enormous time on, i suggest-IRCTC..!!"

[santiago_2k13 (Santiago)]

finally the day has come....fly as much as u can 😃 😃

#mahasihvratri

[krish_chaitu (Once more into the frey, Into the last good fight Ill ever know, Live or die on this day, Live or die on this day, -Test everything)]

maha shiv ratri ke parv par aap sab bakar desh vasiyon ko shubkamnayaen.

[chirayu2404 (One Last Time .)]

Everyone who sees this will agree to what's shown:

[krish_chaitu (Once more into the frey, Into the last good fight Ill ever know, Live or die on this day, Live or die on this day, -Test everything)]

why are you in a hurry to grow,life is worrisome for grown ups !!!

[shattereddream (Shantanu MUKHERJEE)]

The Most Active person In the World is the

one who invented'ALARM CLOCK'

The most Laziest person in the world is the

one who invented'SNOOZE OPTION'in the'ALARM CLOCK'

[kgarg123 (K Garg)]

India is d only country where we 1st becum Engineer and then think what v really want 2 become!!!...

[fizz_sid (Faizan Siddiqui)]

Anyone here following 2 broke girls??....dont you think 'Oleg' is one of the funniest characters on screen????

PS : Joey and Chandler Bing still top my list 😃

[sansonal (sonal)]

Jindagi......yani kya

4 frens

4 cup chai

1 table

Zindagi.....yani kya

1 innova car

7 frens

1 khula lamba pahadi raasta

Zindagi.....yani kya

1 dost ka ghar

halki si baarish dher saare pakode

1 bottle cold drink

Zindagi.......yani kya

college ke dost

bunk kiya hua lecture

1 kachori 2 samose aur bill par hone wala jhagda

Zindagi.........yani kya

phone uthate hi padne wali dost ki meethi si gaali

aur sorry bolne par

ek aur gaali

Zindagi.......yani kya

kuchh saalon baad

achanak purane doston ki yaad 1 msg

dhundhlee padi kuch yaadein

aur aankhon mein aansu...........

[ohmdeep (Er Deepak Omdip)]

A haapy healthy and strenghtful Maha Shiv Ratri to all Mates who realize their potential for a change about themselves as well as for society by their beautiful ideas and efforts that could be banked on...Aamin!!

[rahul-srinivas (Rahul.S [ B.Tech (Mechanical) ,MBA (Operations Management) ] || Alliance School Of Business (2014-2016) || Working for a Global Logistics & Supply Chain Company.)]

CCTV JOKE

[rahul-srinivas (Rahul.S [ B.Tech (Mechanical) ,MBA (Operations Management) ] || Alliance School Of Business (2014-2016) || Working for a Global Logistics & Supply Chain Company.)]

ABCDEFG----> A Boy Can Do Everything For Girl😃

GFEDCBA----> Girls Forget Everything Done & Catches new Boy Again