Pencil art ๐ผ๐ผ
The awkward moment when you're actually telling the truth but you either laugh or smile and everybody thinks you're lying !! ๐
VENOM GT
US engineers have developed the world's fastest car with a top speed of an incredible 435 kilometres per hour.
US firm Hennessey's Venom GT set the new record for the fastest car in the world during a test run at the Kennedy Space Centre in Florida.
Venom beat the previous best record of 431km/h set by Bugatti Veyron Super Sport.
Khush nasib hote hai badal,
Jo dur rehkar bhi zameen par baraste hai,
Aur ek badnasib hum hai,
Jo ek hi duniya mei rehkar bhi,
Milne ko taraste hai ๐
Sach hi kaha tha kisi ne tanha jeena Sikh......,
Muhabat jitni bhi sachi ho sath chor hi jati hai..!!
Old people at weddings always Poke me and say "u are next" so i started doing same in Funerals
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If a girl ask you for something, she do not mean that she wants is friendship with you. If a boy ask you for something, he do not mean he is wanting something.
Either the issues raised against me are wrong or the people who raised such issues are at fault.
Rajnikanth 's email id ------ > gmail@rajanikanth.com
Penguin Love :
When a male penguin falls in love with a female penguin, he searches the entire beach to find the perfect pebble and when he finally finds it, he waddles over to the chosen one and places the pebble right in front of her feet. If she picks up the pebble, that means she has accepted the proposal!
Yoohoo! Lasith Malinga.. What a performer !
Takes 5 wickets in 14 balls and wins the match for Sri Lanka against Pakistan..!
champ of champs ๐
India ki aaj ki sarkar : Sonia gandhi 1 school visit karne gayi or boli bachcho koi sawal puchna hai to pucho. Papu bola mere 3 sawal hai. 1) Aap khud prime minister kyo nahi bani?
2) Ramleela maidan me police kisne bheji?
3) Apka kitna paisa Swiss bank me hai?
Isse pehle ki Sonia ji jawab deti half time ke bell ho gayi.
After half time. Bablu-Mam, mere 5 sawal hai..
3 to Pappu wale hai
4) Half time ki bell 20min pehle kaise baji? Or akhiri sawal..
Q5) pappu kaha hai....???
Kaun kaun tension mein din gujaarte hain aur raatein nikaalte hain?
Kapil Called @ vodafone customer care
A girl picked up the phone
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Girl: vodafone care mein aapka swaagat hai
Kapil: thank u
Girl: mai aapki kya sahaayta kar sakti hu??
kapil:kya aap shaadi karna chahti hai mujhse??
Girl: jee aapne galat number laga diya hai
Kapil: nai nai maine sahi number lagaya hai, aap
shaadi
karengi?
Girl: jee mai shaadi mein interested nai hu
Kapil:arre madam sun toh lijiye ek baar
Girl: not interested
kapil:love marriage karengi toh honeymoon mein
switzerland, arrange marriage karengi toh paris
Girl: aapko samajh nai aata ki mujhe shaadi nai
karni fir
bhi aap samajte nai
kapil: ab pata chala madam aapko humara dard,
jabki hume
nai interest hota phir bhi aap humaari naak mein
ungli
karne baar baar call karti rehti hai
..
Girl shocked, Kapil rocked !! ๐๐๐๐
LOL LOL LOL 
Mahesh Bhatt
Sometimes the best revenge is to smile and move on !! ๐๐๐๐๐
wife aur husband shop se nikle toh ek faqeer ne kaha..
"ae husn ki mallika!! 5 rupay de de andha hoon"
husband ne wife ki taraf dekha aur bola..
"de de wakai andha hey" 
What do you think about Nokia's move to Android, just before the Microsoft transition?
It has been widely discussed ever since the news leaked out about 6 months ago. Even in the midst of the Microsoft Acquisition Nokia was secretly working towards developing an entry level Android Phone.Nokia has finally released it to the world in the form of the X series of phones.