While filling up for certificate of insanity , they asked what helped u to achieve this milestone???
Ans: OTHER PUYS!!!

I couldnt and unable to think a better ans than this... π π
Abhishek Bachchan ne SRK ko gift mey cycle diya aur return mey use SRK ki tarf se 12.5 Cr ka bike mil gaya...
this is called luck..
After a long, long time.... Once again comes a RoCkInG PUNJABI song in Indian cinema....
Sone sone patole lakhaan
Sone sone patole yea...
Ae takdiyaan rehndiyaan aankhaan
Ae takdiyaan rehndiyaan..
Yeh duniya, yeh duniya pittal di
Yeh duniya pittal di
Yeh duniya pittal di..
Ho babydoll main sone di..
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Happy to know that at least some good old Punjabi music is still there to save music of today's times...........
"Kuriyan Nu Coffee Nitt Puchda Ain ...
Kade Mappeya Nu Pucheya Tain Paani Nahi "
Baap of RIP
CHOTA BHEEM π
I love straight forward people , makes life 100 times easier !πΌπΌ
If you are searching for that one person who will change your life,
take a look in the mirror. Good Morning..... π
Me hass raha hu isliye nahi ki mujhe hassi aa rahi hai
Mumbai waala koi dost help karo.. me shifting to mumbai and my office is on andheri-kurla road..aaspass main rehne ka agar kuch achha arrangement hai, then please please inform me asap. Thanks all in advance. ππ
Shadi mein juta chupai ke time
dulhe ki ek saali boli:..Jijaji main to 1100 lungi.
Second saali: Jijaji, 1100 se kaam nahin chalega,
maintoh 2100 hi lungi...
Peeche se Kapil bola: 2310 le lo usmein bluetooth aur FM bhi aata hai..π 
on seeing all karma π ( www.pagalguy.com/karma ) , there is a note at the end -
Oh there, you seen all your karma. Be a happy person.
I am confused if it is a 'wish' or 'sarcasm' 
hahahaha lolz
Tum Mil Jate To Bachpan Mei Hi Maang Lete Tum Ko . .
Jab Har Cheez Mil Jaati Thi Sirf Rone Se... π - feeling SADπ
Natures smile π
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Awesome Song... !!!
Piya bin dil lage na ek pal ko man ma lage thes
Kaise jaaun main paraye des
Piya mora nithura
Piya na samjhe man ka ye sandes
Kaise jaaun main paraye desh
Jiyara jiyara jiyara dhak dhuk hoye
Jiyara dhak dhuk hoye
Hoye haaye haaye..
Khamkha khamkha khamakha dhak dhuk hoye
Jiyara dhak dhuk hoye
Haaye hoye haaye
Piya bin dil lage na ek pal ko man ma lage thes
Kaise jaaun main paraye desh
Oh kabhi dil dhadke
Baai ankh phadke
Tu na humein bhool jaaye re
Tujhe dil jaane, poora pehchane
Naina ye phisal jaaye re
Sehmi si palkein
Moti ek chhalke
Ke tera zikr jab bhi aaye
Thodi fikr chhu ke jaaye haaye hoye haaye
Jiyara Jiyara Jiyara dhak dhuk hoye
Jiyara dhak dhuk hoye
Haaye hoye haaye
Piya bin dil lage na ek pal ko man ma lage thes
Kaise jaaun mai paraye desh
Ho ye din raatein
Teekhi teri baatein
Kya kare jo yaad aaye re
Tere taane-vaane, chhoone ke bahane
Dil ko bada sataaye re
Kyon na hume roke eko baar toke
Ke tera zikr jab bhi aaye
Thodi fikr chhu ke jaaye haaye hoye haaye
Jiyara Jiyara Jiyara dhak dhuk hoye
Jiyara dhak dhuk haaye hoye haaye
La la la....
Kaise jaaun mai paraye desh...!!!!!!!
True π
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"A glorious death is his who for his country falls"
-Jai hind π