finally ye experience is awsome.... πΌπΌπΌπΌπΌ
If women ruled the world, there wouldn't be war, just a bunch of jealous countries not talking to each other and subtweeting. π² 
I hate π π it when I don't forward a chain text 
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i do this π 
Girls, Salman is what you want. Jethalal is what you get π
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My advice is "Never marry until you find the right one "
You will find the right one approximately 2 days after you get married! 

That's the guy I want to be
Garibi Jyada Ho To....
Khushi Sasti Milti Hai !!πΌ
Aa jao... sab tutt pado

quant shayari
True
Boy : Hello, Pammi darling... kaisi ho ?
Girl : Who's this ?
Boy : Tera aashiq hun; jaaneman !!
Girl : Tu Bunty hai na...
Boy : Yes; but how do you know ?
Girl : Tu Bansilal ka beta hai na......
Boy : Yes but how you know me ??
Girl : Tu Ramlal ka pota hai na.....
Boy : Yes !! but jaanu, tumhe ye sab kaise pata....?
Girl : Bunty Haramkhor, kutte . ! mai teri Maa hun !!..
Tune 'Pummi' ko nahi, 'Mummi' ko phone lagaya hai!!
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To laugh at yourself is to love yourself ..... 



