hmmmmm
FIRST DAY... 😐
wen seatng arrngmnt wer more impornt ... 😁😍
Ab Ye To hone se raha... 
kasam se khoon kharaba ho jayega.... 
A Perfect Girlfriend :
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न कभी तंग करती है,
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न कभी चीखती चिल्लाती है,
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न कभी किसी के साथ Flirt करती है,
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न कभी झूठ बोलती है,
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न कभी धोखा देती है,
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न कभी शक़ करती है,
.
और न ही इस दुनिया में पायी जाती है !!!!
😁😍
ख़ुद को खोकर तुझको पा कर क्या क्या मिला क्या कहूँ ...
तेरा होके जीने में क्या क्या आया मज़ा क्या कहूँ ...
कैसे दिन हैं कैसी रातें कैसी फ़िज़ा क्या कहूँ ...
मेरा होके तूने मुझको क्या क्या दिया क्या कहूँ ...
मेरी पहलू में जब तू है फिर मैं दुआ क्या करूँ ...
दिल भी तू है जाँ भी तू है तुझपे फ़िदा क्या करूँ ...
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You know what your problem is? You're smart. Too smart. You over think, because your mind moves at a million miles a minute. You're sad, because you're not fooled by the world like everyone else. You don't get along with most people, because they just don't look at the things the way you do. You think you're dumb, because you're smart enough to know you don't know everything. Your problem is you're too smart. And that's not a problem at all.
via Troll Punjabi
felling very sad....
a cute puppy got crushed under the school bus in front of my eyes....😟😟😟😟😟😟😟
these bus and truck drivers always drive harsh...😠😠😠😠😠
Don't let anyone else spoil your day. Spoil it all by yourself. That's more fun
The world is changed by your example, not by your opinion.- By Paulo 😁
Ironically we never say I hate you :banghead: to the people we hate👼 but to those whom we love 
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Hi friends....
One of my friend is working as a manager in a reputed motor insurance company. Now he got an offer and they told him to join in one months time but the current company is not allowing him to go. They ask him to serve 90 days. One of his agent made a transaction from his account to my friends account for some personal reasons. Now they found that and asking my friend many questions why there is transaction from an agents account and threatening him that they will file a case. What should he do now?
Every night before bed I do this cute little thing.................where I stare at the Internet for 6.5 hours 😠
This is how, to write a love letter, in a professional manner....
Dearest Girl,
I am very happy to inform you that I have fallen in love with you since Monday, the 15th of June .
With reference to the meeting held between us on the 15th of june at 9.30 hours, I would like to present myself as a prospective lover. Our love affair would be on probation for a period of three months and depending on compatibility would be made permanent.
Of course, upon completion of probation, there will be continuous on-the-relationship training and relationship appraisal schemes leading up to promotion from lover to spouse.
The expenses incurred for coffee and entertainment would initially be shared equally between us.
Later, based on your performance, I might take up a larger share of the expenses.
However I am broad-minded enough, to be taken care of, on your expense account.
I request you to kindly respond within 7 days of receiving this letter, failing which, this offer would be treated as cancelled and I shall be considering some other girl.
I would be happy, if you could forward this letter to your sister/friend, if you do not wish to take up this offer.
Note: The receiving letter should be "ATTESTED" By Your Parents"
Thanking you in anticipation.
Yours sincerely,
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READ IT NOW !!! 😁 AWESOME !..
I'm watching my favorite show (Koffee With Karan ;)) on TV, when the phone rings.
There's a agitated lady on the phone.
Lady: "Hello? BSNL? My phone has not been working for...."
Me (interrupting) : "I think you have the wrong number"
Lady: "Oh! I'm sorry..."
and I hang up the phone. 3 seconds later, it rings again. It's the same lady.
Lady: "Hello? BSNL? My phone is not working..."
Me: "Ma'am, the number you are dialing is the wrong number!", and hang up the phone.
I return to the TV show. It's a juicy episode with Rakhee Savant, and she's bitching about Kareena. And the phone rings again.
Lady: "Hello? BSNL? Listen, don't play games with me, OK? I know this is the right number. Don't try to avoid me. Do you know who I am?"
I realized that this lady was not going to let me watch the show unless someone listened to her complaint.
Me: "Welcome to BSNL's automated fault booking service. To continue in English, press one."
beep
The lady had actually pressed the '1' on her dial pad. Interesting. I thought I'd have some fun.
Me: "To register a complaint, please press the last 5 digits of your Driving License number after the beep. BEEP"
I can hear the lady furiously rummaging through her bag looking for her Driving License. After a while
beep-beep-beep-beep-beep
She had actually found it pretty fast.
Me: "Because of all the SPAM we have been receiving, we will now perform a check to see if you are human. Please enter the result of 35 multiplied by 4 divided by 12"
I can hear the lady shouting out to someone in the background.
Lady: "Prakash, quick! What is 35 times 4 by 12?"
Prakash: "What? Why do you need that?"
Lady: "I'm registering a complaint for our dead phone"
Prakash (sounding somewhat confused): "But why would you need..."
Lady: "JUST ANSWER THE DAMN QUESTION"
Prakash: "err..it's...aaaa...elevent point....errr..."
beep-beep
The lady actually enters 1-1 on the dial pad.
Me: "Your complaint has been registered. Thank you for calling BSNL"
The lady sounds pleased. I can hear her speaking to "Prakash"
Lady: "I like BSNL. They have such a high tech system. They didn't even have to ask me for the number of our landline that is dead. Cool!
:p 😛
So true ! Read this quote 👏👏😲😲😃😃
Good night swt drmz tc 😃 
IIT B ne call kiya!!!!!!!! yeeeaahhh!!!
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TOI : Facebook to buy mobile messaging app WhatsApp for $19 billion
Random user on fb: They could have downloaded for free
Lol :xD
A promise means everything , but once it is broken sorry means nothing !😃
Gummonin guys 🍻
DEKHO TO ZARA RIP !!!!!!!!!