That awkward moment when someone's voice doesn't match their appearance 
Some funny full forms !!!
1.Full form of MATHS? ANS: Mentally Affected Teacher Harassing Students
2.Full form of IDIOT? ANS: Intelligent Decent Impressive Optimistic Talented
3.Full form of College? ANS: Come on Lets Love Each Girl Equally
4.Full form of LML? ANS: Le MAT Lena
5.Full form of BPL? ANS: BUDDHA PEEKE LUDHAK GAYA!!!
6.Full form of BSNL? ANS: Bhai Sahab Nahi Lagega!!!
7.Full form of NIIT? Ans: Not Interested in IT
8.Full form of WIPRO ? Ans: Weak Input, Poor & Rubbish Output
9.Full form of HCL ? Ans: Hidden Costs & Losses
10.Full form of TCS ? Ans: Totally Confusing Solutions
11.Full form of INFOSYS ? Ans: Inferior Offline Systems
12.Full form of SATYAM ? Ans: Sad And Tired Yelling Away Madly
13.Full form of CMC ? Ans: Coffee, Meals and Comfort
14.Full form of IBM ? Ans: Implicitly Boring Machines
15.Full form of PARAM ? Ans: Puzzled And Ridiculous Array of Microprocessors
16.Full form of C-DOT ? Ans: Coffee During Office Timings
17.Full form of DEC ? Ans: Drifting & Exhausted Computers
18.Full form of PSI ? Ans: Peculiar Symptoms of India.
19.Full form of AT&T; ? Ans: All Troubles & Terrible.
20.Full form of BFL ? Ans: Brainwash First and Let them go.
21.Full form of TISL ? Ans: Totally Inconsistent Systems Ltd.
22.Full form of ORACLE ? Ans: On-line Romance And Chatting with Lady Employ.
23.Full form of HUGHES ? Ans: Highly Useless Graduates Hired for Eating and Sleeping.
24.Full form of BAAN ? Ans: Beggars Association and Nerds.
And I keep waiting for you to take me,
You keep waiting to say what we have....
So I'll make sure to keep my distance,
Say "I love you" when you're not listen...... 
mere ghar ke pass wale dukan wale ko mere job ki bahut padi hey...today he was asking me ki beta job kab karoge??tumhara engineering toh 1 saal pehle hi khatam ho gaya...and the one advice which he gave me was us jake ms karlo..waha 5-10 saal khoob kamao aur fir india wapas aake apna dukan khol lo... gussa bahut aya par hasi bhi bahut ayi uske soch pe.. i just gave him a cool smile and moved on... man toh hua ki bolu "abe tujhe kyun itni padi hey mere job ki"...and all those %##$%# words...
College ke first din mere papa ne mujhse kaha tha Beta darna mat ladkiyo se bhi baat karna
When I was in class VIth( I didn't knew what girlfriend meant), I once asked my elder brother, "Bhaiya, how many girlfriend do you have?" He got startled and said, "what are you saying."
"Please tell me na bhaiya" I asked him again. Now he warned me that he will complain to Papa about what am asking.
I didn't understand why he was getting upset, I candidly took name of all my friends(girls) and told him that they all are my girlfriend. Now you don't lie that you don't have one... ๐ ๐
kisi k yaha news channel pr news aarai h kya?? mere yaha advertisement channel me galti se news ki jhalak hi dikh rai h.. 
How many of you here are about to get married very soon...๐๐๐๐๐๐
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aag lagi hai ghar me
ab bacha hi kya hai
ab jo bacha hu main
to fir jala hi kya hai
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apni koshisho ka natija hai mukkaddar apna
warna in hath ki lakiro me rakha hi kya hai
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There are 2 things a girl wishes: to find the perfect guy and to eat without getting fat
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Be happy, not because everything is good, but because you can see the good side of everything...
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Boss : There r 50 bricks on an airplane. If u drop 1 outside. Hw many r left?
Employee : That's easy,49.
Boss : What r d 3 steps to put an elephant into a fridge?
Employee : Open the fridge. Put the elephant in. Close the fridge
Boss : What r the four steps to put a deer
into the fridge?
Employee : Open the fridge. Take the elephant out. Put the deer in.
Close the fridge.
Boss : It's lion's birthday, all animals r there except one, why?
Employee : Because the deer is in the fridge.
Boss : How does an old woman cross a swamp
filled with crocodiles?
Employee : She just crosses it bcz d crocodiles r at d lion's birthday
Boss : Last question.
In the end the old lady still died. Why?
Employee : Er....I guess she drowned?
Boss : No! She was hit by the brick fallen from the airplane.
U may leave nw..
Moral: Jitna marzi prepare karlo. Agar boss ne tumhari leni hai to leke hi manega....
Good night swt drmz tc... ๐
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...bhai tune to rula diya...Ansu aa gaye Koi mujhe Naye Vala Rumal la kar do 
That Awkward Moment ๐
What an Idea ๐
