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Must read-- infinite awesomeness !!!
A guy asked a girl in a library, “Do you mind if I sit beside you”?
Girl said yes then after some minutes....
The girl answered with a loud voice, "I DON'T WANT TO SPEND THE NIGHT
WITH YOU !!!”. 😠😠😉😉
All the students in the library started staring at the guy and he was embarrassed.
After a couple of minutes, the girl walked quietly to the guy's table and she told him,
“I study psychology and I know what a man is thinking, I guess you felt embarrassed right ?" 😉
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The guy responded with a loud voice, "$200 JUST FOR ONE NIGHT !!! THAT'S TOO MUCH !!!" ...and then all the people in the library looked at the girl in shock😐😐 and
the guy whispered in her ears, “I study Law and I know how to make someone feel guilty". 👏👏👏
खुसबु बनकर गुलो से उडा करते है,
धुआ बनकर पर्वतो से उडा करते है,
ये कैचीया क्या हमे खाक रोकेगी,
हुम परो से नही होसलो से उडा करते है👍👍👍👍👍👍👍
I used to do this...and how about you?? 👼👼😴😴
The whole screenplay is mind-blowing.He came to power. Gave all the people free water. Then he slashed the electricity bill by 50%. He gave 15k free autos to certain minority. Then he gave 50% free bizli for his supporters. Then when the time came to show his real leadership skills, he quit saying "mummy, mummy they are not letting me to play". Now they say he is a martyr and during reelection 75% of delhi junta are going to vote for him. Both of the national parties don't reveal their party funding which they spend for election campaign. But this fellow used state treasury for his election campaign. wow. wow. wow.In democracy people get what they deserve. -Venkatesh Acharya
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Roomies...😠😠😠😠
We all have that friend 😐😐😐 who always listens to the same sad song all the time... 😠😠😠
some odd day he plays it on the speakers so loud and we get so vex 😠😠😠 and soliloquy "Sale ye abh tak kyum zinda hai...koi alien aake ise Mars pe le jaye Bhagwaan " 😠😠😠😠😠😠😠"
Tum ho to gata hai dil
Tum nahi to geet khaan
Tum ho to hai sab hasil
Tum nahi to kya hai yahan
Tum ho to hai sapno ke jaisa hasin ek sama 👼👼👼
Jo tum ho to
Yeh lagta hai
Ki mil gaya har khushi
Jo tum na ho
Yeh lagta hai....
Ki har khushi main hai kami
Tum ko hai mangti
Yeh zindagiii.......😃😃😃😃😃😃
Never Hold Your Head High With Pride Or Ego....b'coz..Even The Winner Of A Gold Medal Puts His Head Down to get it.!!!!!!🍻🍻🍻🍻🍻🍻🍻🍻
gud morning ! 😃😃
Time is always with the people who have the courage 2 fly...
Not with the people who stand on the ground and watch the sky..
Keep up the SPIRIT OF LIFE.🍻🍻🍻
Gud morning 😃
When I was young my father always used to tell me that you should always keep smiling whatever be the situation you are in. When I was in standard IV, once a teacher asked me something which I couldn't answer but I was smiling. He looked at me and said, "What a shame, he didn't answered and still smiling shamelessly! Go! Stand in front of the class!". I thought was my father wrong or was the teacher?
Today I know the answer that being right is not always apt for every situations one has to mold himself according to the situation sometimes.
Good Morning 😃
Have a good day 😃
All the Indian cold & cough curing medicine companies have only one patient in mind right now, Arvind Kejriwal. The company which gets rid of his cold will not only create the biggest marketing campaign for themselves but also solve India's biggest problem, Coughuption. Ye meri ladai nahin, ye hum sabki ladai hai.😁👏
Aankhon mein jiske
Koi to khwaab hai
Khush hai wohi jo
Thoda betaab hai
Zindagi mein koi
Arzoo ke jiye
Phir Dekhiye...
Honton pe jiske
Koi to geet hai
Woh haar bhi to
Uski hi jeet hai
Dil mein jo geet hai
Gungunaa lijiye
Phir Dekhiye...
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Only messages are not life but our life should be a message to others...
Holding on to anger is like grasping a hot coal with an intent of throwing it at someone else...It is you who gets burned...
2 Lovers plan to suicide
Boy jumped first,
Girl closed her eyes & return back saying love is blind
Boy in air opened his parachute saying love never dies
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Lol.. Nice way to remember words ! 👏👏👏
Impudent (इम्प्यडन्ट) meaning in Hindi Impudent word usage in recent news (Impudent in a sentence) Impudent behaviour of the neo-rich often lands them in trouble. He was a good for nothing impudent fellow for insulting decent persons while on their way to church.