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कपल को देखकर लड़के से वह बोले-
बेटा, क्या यही हमारी संस्कृति है?😉😉
लड़का बोला- जी नहीं,
यह.........................😐
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Hi All,
How and when to apply to JBIMS through CMAT Feb 2014 ..
Thanks in Advance!
Apology for posting this query in wrong thread.😃
Ford ki FIGO , Ladki ki EGO!!!!!!!
larkiyan kahan samjhti ye baat ki,
hamara dil sirf bara nahi, VISHAAL hota hai....
door se dekh k kya pata chalta hai,
ye dil toinsaniyat aur balidaan ki MISAAL hota hai,
unki her har baat me haan milana,
taklif aur jee ka JANJAAL hota hai.
propose day per jara soch k karna propose,
unki her ek nakhare pe bura HAAL hota hai....irshaad..
Mind IT!!😴😴😴😴😴
THe REAL MAssage!! 😍😍😍😍😍😍😍
€œA craftsman pulled a reed from the reedbed,
cut holes in it, and called it a human being.
Since then, it's been wailing a tender agony
of parting, never mentioning the skill
that gave it life as a flute €?
🍻🍻
Kitno ko ye pasand h? nd hw mny of you hate it?
TRUE Warrier 😃😃😃😃😃😃
Oh God ! Why did CSK buy Nehra ? He is the most preferred death bowler by any batting team !! @Sherjil
Ashish Nehra is back in CSK. Be ready to see him in the Indian Team as well. 😟 @koool.Miike
Brett Lee unsold, Nehra sold to CSK for 2cr. , Balaji sold for 1.8 crores .WTF ! 😠 @aamirk
Some funny Definitions:-
1. CIGARETTE: A pinch of tobacco rolled in paper with fire at one end and a fool at the other !
2. MARRIAGE: It's an agreement wherein a man loses his bachelor degree and a woman gains her master.
3. LECTURE: An art of transmitting Information from the notes of the lecturer to the notes of students without passing through the minds of either.
4. CONFERENCE: The confusion of one man multiplied by the number present.
5. COMPROMISE: The art of dividing a cake in such a way that everybody believes he got the biggest piece.
6. TEARS: The hydraulic force by which masculine will power is defeated by feminine water-power!
7. DICTIONARY: A place where divorce comes before marriage
8. CONFERENCE ROOM: A place where everybody talks, nobody listens and everybody disagrees later on.
9. ECSTASY: A feeling when you feel you are going to feel a feeling you have never felt before.
10. SMILE: A curve that can set a lot of things straight!
11. OFFICE: A place where you can relax after your strenuous home life.
12. YAWN:The only time when some married men ever get to open their mouth.
13. ETC: A sign to make others believe that you know more than you actually do.
14. COMMITTEE: Individuals who can do nothing individually and sit to decide that nothing can be done together.
15. EXPERIENCE: The name men give to their Mistakes.
16. ATOM BOMB: An invention to bring an end to all inventions
17. PHILOSOPHER: A fool who torments himself during life, to be spoken of when dead.
18. DIPLOMAT: A person who tells you to go to hell in such a way that you actually look forward to the trip.
19. OPPORTUNIST: A person who starts taking bath if he accidentally falls into a river
20. OPTIMIST: A person who while falling from EIFFEL TOWER says in midway "SEE I AM NOT INJURED YET!"
21. PESSIMIST: A person who says that O is the last letter in ZERO, Instead of the first letter in OPPORTUNITY.
22. MISER: A person who lives poor so that he can die RICH!
23. FATHER: A banker provided by nature
24. CRIMINAL: A guy no different from the other, unless he gets caught
25. BOSS: Someone who is early when you are late and late when you are early.
26. POLITICIAN: One who shakes your hand before elections and your Confidence Later.
27. DOCTOR: A person who kills your ills by pills, and kills you by his bills!
Read two girls' conversation:
Girl 1: Deedi, Arvind Kejriwal ka SMS aaya hai, samajh nahin aa raha YES karun ya NO
Girl 2: Awww kar de !! 😲 😴
Happy Hug Day to all Puys 😃 Hugs to all puys 😃
Aaj Afsos Ho Raha Hai Apne Haal-E-Zindagi Par,
Kaash Kisi Se Had Se Jyada Mohabbat Na Ki Hoti...!!!
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Hey guys or whoever is reading this, myself Vishak.I am a 1st year B.com (f&t;) student who lost a year doing mech engg for reasons I am trying to pin down. I got this IIM frenzy from one of my cousin, whose friend got into IIM A. A small spark which ignited a huge 'click' moment in my life. But due to lack of proper guidance and the trouble of not knowing which path to take I am a bit desp.My educational qualification till now:CBSE Xth :9.8/10CBSE XIIth :74%Bcom : expecting and sure of 85 % aggregate.Now the question remains : will anyone tell me as to what I should be doing now?
THE PREGNANT DEER
In a forest, a pregnant deer is about to give birth.
She finds a remote grass field near a strong-flowing river.
This seems a safe place.
Suddenly labour pains begin.
At the same moment, dark clouds gather around above & lightning
starts a forest fire.
She looks to her left & sees a hunter with his bow extended pointing at her.
To her right, she spots a hungry lion approaching her.
What can the pregnant deer do?
She is in labour!
What will happen?
Will the deer survive?
Will she give birth to a fawn?
Will the fawn survive?
Or will everything be burnt by the forest fire?
Will she perish to the hunters' arrow?
Will she die a horrible death at the hands of the hungry lion approaching her?
She is constrained by the fire on the one side & the flowing river on the other & boxed in by her natural predators.
What does she do?
She focuses on giving birth to a new life.
The sequence of events that follows are:-
-Lightning strikes suddenly & blinds the hunter.
- He releases the arrow which zips past the deer & strikes the hungry lion.
- It starts to rain heavily, & the forest fire is slowly doused by the rain.
-The deer gives birth to a healthy fawn.
In our life too, there are moments of choice when we are confronted on Îąll sides with negative thoughts and possibilities.
Some thoughts are so powerful that they overcome us & overwhelm us.
Maybe we can learn from the deer.
The priority of the deer, in that given moment, was simply to give birth to a baby fawn.
The rest was not in her hands & any action or reaction that changed her focus would have likely resulted in death or disaster.
Ask yourself,
Where is your focus?
Where is your faith and hope?
In the midst of any storm, do keep your faith in God always.
He has your best in heart Always. 