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At Auto Expo- Hall No 12 (Skoda)
Random Guy to a Model: what is your name ?
Model: Natalia Pavlyuchenkova
Random Guy: WhatsApp par ho kya ?
Model: Bastard ..
LOL
The story of Flappy Bird โ its sudden rise and equally sudden fall
In just a few weeks, the mobile app Flappy Bird became a global phenomenon. It was a simple game, but frustrating and endless. Sharing many similarities with the famous Helicopter Game - only with Super Nintendo-style graphics - it s safe to say Flappy Bird took over the web.
me winner(8 oct)...
What abut you puys...๐๐๐
Allahabad. In a bizarre incident that has captured country s attention, a 3rd year student of Baba Brahmchari College of Engineering has decided to remain asleep till Valentine s Day after he was approached by a girl in his dream. Swapan Shukla went to sleep around 3 AM on 11th of February, which...
girlfriend: dear, its my birthday tomorrow
boy: happy birthday in advance
girlfriend: What gift will you give me??
boy:what do you want?
girlfriend: a 'ring'
boy: I will give you a 'ring' but please don't pick it up as my balance is very less!!
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๐Two fundamentals of cool life :
(1) Walk as if you are the king.
OR
(2) Walk as if you don't care whoever is the KING.๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐
Sometimes we decide to stop loving someone....not because they don't love us.....but because we find that they are happier without us.. ๐ ๐ผ
Rahul Gandhi : P.A ye kaunsa city hai
Personal Assistant : Sir Bikaner
Rahul Gandhi : Wo to Delhi mein hai
Personal Assistant : Sir wo Bikaner Sweet hai
Rahul Gandhi : Ye salted hai kya?
*P.A. Resigns and Joins Aam Aadmi Party*
Wife: Honey my stomach is getting bigger i think i am pregnant!
Husband: Ya, and i know who's the daddy !!!!
Wife : Who ?
Husband : McDonalds / Pizza Hut / Dominoz / SubWay !!!
EMployee's resignation
The name is good, the brand is big
But the work I do is that of a pig
The work or the brand; what is my way?
I don't know if I should stay.
To work, they have set their own way
Nobody will care to hear what I say
My will be NULL, they wont change their way
I don't know if I should stay.
The project is in a critical stage
But to do good work, this is the age
This dilemma is killing me day by day
I don't know if I should stay.
The money is good, the place is great
But the development is at a very small rate
Should I go for the work, or wait for pay
I don't know if I should stay!
The managers don't know what they talk
The team doesn't know where they walk
That's a bad situation, what say?
I don't know if I should stay.
I can go to any other place
But what if I get the same disgrace
I can't keep switching day by day
I don't know if I should stay.
The -ves are more, the +ves are less
Then why have this unnecessary mess
No more will I walk their way,
It's all done, I won't stay.
Thanks & Regards
Employee
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Dard Hun Isliye Toh Uthta Hun,
Zakhm Hota Toh Bhar Gaya Hota
Hate has 4 letters
so does Love........... ..
Enemies has 7 letters
so does Friends........
Lying has 5
so does Truth..........
Negative has 8
so does Positive.......
Under has 5
so does Above.......
Cry has 3 letters
so does Joy..........
Anger has 5 letters
so does Happy.......
Right has 5 letters
so does Wrong.......
Are they by Coincidences ?
It means Life is like a Double edged Sword,
We should choose the BETTER SIDE OF LIFE......!! ๐ผ๐ผ๐ผ๐ผ๐ด๐ด๐ด๐ด๐ด๐ด
Love your mum. some dont have one.
Reply: What I want to say? (Manager)
The decision is good or decision is bad
Only God knows still I am glad
Keep moving in life that is what I can say
If you feel right go in the same way
May god give you the work, the challenge you want
Anyway there is always a second chance
Chances are there, grab them snatch them
That is what I can say
Keep on jumping companies to get more and more and more....
That will keep you always a fore (Even to me)
From my experience I can tell you
Being in software development is like taking hell out of you
You are frustrated since you have no quality work
And you were frustrated because you had quantity work
It's always like that previous job was better than the current one
And expects the new job will be much better than this one
But what you get is a frustration level up to sun
Than you will again send the resignation like this one
This is all what I want to say
Have you completed all the formalities?
Filled the form and got it signed from department humanities (HR)
Once done you can take all your cash
But don't refer others as they will follow you're a*s.
At last I appreciate your contribution to the company
Even though there was not any....
You will keep a copy of this with you for FYI
Don't feel shy
As I also got it some time back from my old manger say
Hi....
That is all what I want to say.
Thanks & Regards
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Girl at a stationary store.
Girl: I want a calculator.
Shopkeeper: Casio?
Girl: Main thik hu aap kaise ho?? ๐ ๐