Teacher : whoever answers my next question, can go home.
One boy throws his bag out the window
Teacher : who just threw that?!
Boy : Me! I'm going home now 
I entered school with one name and left with twenty. 
There was a farmer who had a horse and a goat…..
One day, the horse became ill and he called the veterinarian,
who said:
- Well, your horse has a virus.
He must take this medicine for three days.
I'll come back on the 3rd day and if he's not better,
we're going to have to put him down.
Nearby, the goat listened closely to their conversation.
The next day, they gave him the medicine and left.
The goat approached the horse and said:
- Be strong, my friend.
Get up or else they're going to put you to sleep!
On the second day, they gave him the medicine and left.
The goat came back and said:
- Come on buddy, get up or else you're going to die!
Come on, I'll help you get up.
Let's go! One, two, three...
On the third day, they came to give him the medicine
and the vet said:
- Unfortunately, we're going to have to put him down tomorrow.
Otherwise, the virus might spread and infect the other horses.
After they left, the goat approached the horse and said:
- Listen pal, it's now or never!
Get up, come on! Have courage!
Come on! Get up! Get up!
That's it, slowly! Great!
Come on, one, two, three... Good, good.
Now faster, come on...... Fantastic! Run, run more!
Yes! Yay! Yes! You did it, you're a champion!!!
All of a sudden, the owner came back, saw the horse running in the field and began shouting:
- It's a miracle! My horse is cured.
We must have a grand party.
Let's Cook the goat!!!!
Lesson:
This often happens in every workplace.
Nobody truly knows which employee actually deserves the merit of success..
JUSTICE FOR NIRBHAYA
Four convicts in the December 16 gangrape-cum-murder case were on Friday awarded death penalty by a Delhi court which said the gravity of the offence cannot be tolerated. Death to all, Additional Sessions Judge Yogesh Khanna said while delivering the verdict in the case that had evoked...
Lovely song :
Mujh se mohabbat ka izhaar karta
Kaash koi ladka mujhe pyar karta
Mujhse mohabbat ka izhaar karti
Kaash koi ladki mujhe pyar karti
Meri maang mein chaand taare sajaata
Jo main rooth jaati mujhe wo manaata
Haalat meri wo jaanta, dhadkan meri pehchaanta
Apni bhi chaahat ka ikraar karta
Kaash koi ladka mujhe pyar karta
Mujhse mohabbat ka izhaar karti
Kaash koi ladki mujhe pyar karti
Wo bechain hoti main betaab hota
Nigaaho mein uski mera khwab hota
Sharmaake wo lagti gale, rakhta use palko tale
Chori chori wo mera didaar karti
Kaash koi ladki mujhe pyar karti
Mujhse mohabbat ka izhaar karta
Kaash koi ladka mujhe pyar karta
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Boss hangs a poster in Office "I AM THE BOSS, DO NOT FORGET"
He returns from lunch,
finds a slip on his desk.
"Ur wife called, she wants her poster back home."
A man received an unknown call.. Girl :
hello do you have a gf??
Man : no, who are you darling?
Girl : M ur girl friend Diana, hate u
do u have a gf??
Man : yes darling
Girl : m ur wife Alice, hate u
Man :oh sorry honey i didn't recognise u
Girl : m Diana i knew it that u have a wife, Hate u liar..
Dad : Son, what do you want for your birthday?
Son : Not much dad,
just a radio with a sports car around it.
Life Is Like A Cafeteria. You Take Your Tray Select Your Food & Pay At The Other End.
You Can Get Anything You Want As Long As You're Willing To Pay The Price In Cafeteria.
If You Wait For People To Serve You, You'll Wait Forever.
Life Is Like That Too. You Make The Choices & Pay The Price To Succeed'
~`~कभी देखा है धूप में खड़े तनहा दरख्तों को,
ऐसे जलते हैं वफाओं को निभाने वाले...~`~
once sir/Lord @blacksands wrote some random lines about banking and govt jobs.. now they call it Mrunal's website
Courtesy : @chintu61
~`~खुश हूँ,सबको खुश रखता हूँ,लापरवाह हूँ पर सबकी परवाह करता हूँ.मालूम है कोई मोल नहीं मेरा फिर भी कुछ अनमोल लोगो से रिश्ता रखता हूँ~`~
death sentence to 4 monsters : delhi nirbhaya case 
........awaiting same for last monster too........
Better indeed is knowledge than mechanical practice. Better than knowledge is meditation. But better still is surrender of attachment to results, because there follows immediate peace.... 😃
A conclusion is simply the place where someone gets tired of thinking. 😐😐
A kanjoos Boy fell in LOVE wid a kanjoos Girl
.
Girl: Jab Dad so jayengeto mai gali me SIKKA fek dungi, tum turant andar aa jana
.
.
Lekin Boy sikka fekne k 1ghante baad aya.
.
Girl:Itni der kyo laga di?
.
Boy:Wo mai sikka DHUND rha tha.
.
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Girl : pagal wo to "DHAAGA BAANDH" k feka tha, wapas kheenchliya..
Andhre ho,koi fikr nahi bus itni si roshi rahe,
ki mai sirf tumhe dekh saku aur tum sirf mujhe 😃
Japan s new solid-fuel rocket successfully blasted off on Saturday carrying a telescope for remote observation of planets in a launch coordinated by just two laptops in a pared-down command centre. The Japan Aerospace Exploration Agency (JAXA) launched the Epsilon rocket from the Uchinoura Space...