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Looking for Freshers for Live Chat Specialist.
Requirement:
1) Excellent Writing Skills in English.
2) Good Typing Skills
3) Basic Computer Knowledge
Job Timings : 3 Shifts Available (Day,Afternoon and Night Shift)
Salary : 10 K to 15 K
Location: Andheri East
Email : [email protected]
i have shoulders though 😛 😛
Engineering me 'back' hona chahiye. . . 'All Clear' tho shampoo bhi hoti hai...
-sacha pagal
Who said car names don't have meaning
FIAT: Failure in Italian Automotive Technology.
FORD: For Only Rough Drivers.
HYUNDAI: Hope You Understand Nothing's Drivable And Inexpensive....
đŸš– VOLVO: Very Odd Looking Vehicular Object.
đŸš˜ PORSCHE: Proof Of Rich Spoiled Children Having Everything.
OPEL: Old People Enjoying Life
TOYOTA: The One You Only Trust, Always.đŸš” HONDA: Hanged Over, Now Driving Away.đŸš˜ BMW: Big Money Waste
AUDI : An unwanted debt invitation
Mercedes: Maximum enthusiasm , recurring cost, ego developed, eagerness to sellAnd d best..đŸšœ MARUTI:......Made According to Roads & Users Typically Indian
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Mere pyare dhulare frnds 😃 hum pg se thoda leave leying 
Thanks for making me feel at home Met many gunwaan and nautankibazes here 😛
Thanks for the 1.8k likes 😉 aur 3 posts and direct top level promotion hui jawega mera
anyway uske liye abhi time hai.. Have loadsa fun.. will miss u all 😃 Hope to see u all again 😛
Mein chali 
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ANyone watched these, thoda Review batao:
Created by Shawn Ryan. With Michael Chiklis, Walton Goggins, Jay Karnes, Benito Martinez. The story of an inner-city Los Angeles police precinct where some of the cops aren t above breaking the rules or working against their associates to both keep the streets safe and their self-interests intact.
Nominated for 2 Primetime Emmys. Another 11 wins & 29 nominations. See more awards Storyline Oz chronicles life inside an experimental cell block in the Oswald Maximum Security Correctional Facility: Level Four called Emerald City. Under unit manager Tim McManus and Warden Leo Glynn, the...
Nominated for 2 Golden Globes. Another 26 wins & 79 nominations. See more awards Storyline They thought they were like everyone else... until they woke with incredible abilities. Details Release Date: 25 September 2006 (USA) Company Credits Technical Specs See full technical specs Did You...
Won 5 Golden Globes. Another 86 wins & 217 nominations. See more awards Storyline An innovative look at the life of fictional Mafia Capo Tony Soprano, this serial is presented largely first person, but additional perspective is conveyed by the intimate conversations Tony has with his...
Storyline Ray Donovan, a professional fixer for the rich and famous in LA, can make anyone s problems disappear except those created by his own family. Taglines: No one can ever know... Details Release Date: 18 June 2013 (USA) Company Credits Technical Specs See full technical specs
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BILL GATES se WINDOWS 8.1 ka Upgrade Install nahi ho paya pure din me 😐 Satya se bhi help li but kuch nahi ho paya 😁
REDMOND, WASHINGTON ( The Borowitz Report)-Bill Gates s first day at work in the newly created role of technology adviser got off to a rocky start yesterday as the Microsoft founder struggled for hours to install the Windows 8.1 upgrade.
Wife ne apni maa ko phone kiya:
Mummi mera unse jhagda ho gaya hai, mai 3-4 mahino ke liye ghar aa rahi hun... 
Maa boli:
Jhagda us kambakhat ne kiya hai, to saza bhi usey hi milni chahiye...
Tu vahi ruk, mai 5-6 mahino ke liye aa rahi hu... 😛
SOME WONDERFUL DEFINITIONS
CIGARETTE:
A pinch of tobacco
rolled in paper
with fire at one end
and a fool at the other!
MARRIAGE:
It's an agreement
wherein
a man loses his bachelor degree
and a woman gains her master
LECTURE:
An art of transmitting Information
from the notes of the lecturer
to the notes of students
without passing through the minds
of either
CONFERENCE:
The confusion of one man
multiplied by the
number present
COMPROMISE:
The art of dividing
a cake in such a way that
everybody believes
he got the biggest piece
TEARS:
The hydraulic force by which
masculine will power is
defeated by feminine water-power!
DICTIONARY:
A place where divorce comes
before marriage
CONFERENCE ROOM:
A place where everybody talks,
nobody listens
and everybody disagrees later on
ECSTASY:
A feeling when you feel
you are going to feel
a feeling
you have never felt before
cl-assIC:
A book
which people praise,
but never read
SMILE:
A curve
that can set
a lot of things straight!
OFFICE:
A place
where you can relax
after your strenuous
home life
YAWN:
The only time
when some married men
ever get to open
their mouth
ETC:
A sign
to make others believe
that you know
more than
you actually do
COMMITTEE:
Individuals
who can do
nothing individually
and sit to decide
that nothing can be done
together
EXPERIENCE:
The name
men give
to their
Mistakes
ATOM BOMB:
An invention
to bring an end
to all
inventions
PHILOSOPHER:
A fool
who torments himself
during life,
to be spoken of
when dead
DIPLOMAT:
A person
who tells you
to go to hell
in such a way
that you actually look forward
to the trip
OPPORTUNIST:
A person
who starts taking bath
if he
accidentally falls
into a river
OPTIMIST:
A person
who while falling
from EIFFEL TOWER
says in midway
"SEE I AM NOT INJURED YET!"
PESSIMIST:
A person
who says that
O is the last letter
in ZERO,
Instead of the first letter
in OPPORTUNITY
MISER:
A person
who lives poor
so that
he can die RICH!
FATHER:
A banker
provided by
nature
CRIMINAL:
A guy
no different
from the other,
unless he gets caught
BOSS:
Someone
who is early
when you are late
and late
when you are early
POLITICIAN:
One who
shakes your hand
before elections
and your Confidence
Later
DOCTOR:
A person
who kills
your ills
by pills,
and kills you
by his bills!
ATM machine stopped working. Because of......
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an intelligent girl who put her hair pin in the machine when option was to.."enter your pin.....!"
😁😁😁Survey Report :-
Birthday wishes are good for health
Studies have shown that people who have more birthdays live the longest....
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Insan Ki Fitrat Ko Samajhtay Hain Toh Sirf Parinde,
Jitna Bhi Mohabbat Se Bulao Magar Paas Nahi Aate...!!!
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gn puys
इस तरह मेरे गुनाहों को वो धो देती है
माँ बहुत गुस्से में होती है तो रो देती है।
अभी ज़िंदा है माँ मेरी, मुझे कुछ भी नहीं होगा
मैं घर से जब निकलता हूँ दुआ भी साथ चलती है
जब भी कश्ती मेरी सैलाब में आ जाती है
माँ दुआ करती हुई ख्वाब में आ जाती
हैऐ अंधेरे देख ले मुंह तेरा काला हो गया
माँ ने आँखें खोल दी घर में उजाला हो गया
लबों पर उसके कभी बददुआ नहीं होती
बस एक माँ है जो मुझसे खफ़ा नहीं होती
माँ के आगे यूँ कभी खुलकर नहीं रोना
जहाँ बुनियाद हो इतनी नमी अच्छी नहीं होती
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