If you want something, Make a Start to have it rather wishing for it. Life is too short to wait for...Gud Morning ๐
I was alive when Sir Ishant Sharma provided the 1st breakthrough to Team India.
Completes 150 wickets in Test Career. ๐ฒ ๐ฒ ๐ฒ
RESPECT !!! 
BCCI Solution for India's abroad problems
BCCI proposes amendments to rules of cricket (only when India is playing abroad):
1) Any ball above the false ribs designated as no-ball and the bowler warned for dangerous bowling. On 3rd such offense, bowler to be disbarred from bowling further.
2) Any ball which clocks above 150kmph to be called a no-ball followed by 2 free hits.
3) If an Indian fielder drops a catch, he may be allowed a chance to redeem himself by catching it on 1st bounce+.
4) Sixes to be declared for their vertical distance, not just horizontal. So, if a ball goes higher than 50 feet, it's automatically a six (the batsman will not be declared out even if the fielder catches it inside the boundary line). Plus, any runs earned by running between the wickets in the interim to be added to the total.
5) Any player above 6ft 6 inches not to be allowed to play matches against India.
6) During Indian matches abroad, names of stands to be changed to Gavaskar stand, Tendulkar stand etc and open seating to be changed to plastic seats to give Indian cricketers an impression that they are playing at home.
7) All pitch curators to consult BCCI/ team management on the preparation and not to disobey their commands (to uphold the spirit of cricket, any pitch having more than 20 blades of grass to declared unfit for hosting India matches).
8) Any Indian origin* player in the opposite team to be allowed to play for India(subject to maximum of 3 players). Also, India would have the option of swapping these players with legends in their team like Ishant Sharma, R Vinay Kumar etc.
9) If any opposition team manages to score less than 250 in the stipulated 50 overs in a match, they would be deemed to have lost the entire series. However, they would be adequately compensated by awarding them a tour to India consisting at least 7 ODIs and 3 test matches**.
10) Two Indian bowlers to be allowed to bowl maximum of 12 overs instead of 10 to disallow undue advantage to the opposition.
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When people say they can't see anything good in you, hug them because life can be very difficult for the Blind ๐ฒ
kUcH tO hUa HaI, kUcH hO gAyA hAi...
Do ChAr DiN sE lAgTa HaI jaisE
sAb KuCh AlAg HaI sab KuCh NaYa hAi..
DO cHar DiN sE lAgTa HaI jAiSe...๐๐๐
A 50- something year old white woman arrived at her seat on a crowded flight and immediately didn't want the seat.
The seat was next to a black man.
Disgusted, the woman immediately summoned the flight attendant and demanded a new seat. The woman said "I cannot sit here next to this black man." The fight attendant said "Let me see if I can find another seat."
After checking, the flight attendant returned and stated "Ma'am, there are no more seats in economy, but I will check with the captain and see if there is something in first class. "
About 10 minutes went by and the flight attendant returned and stated
"The captain has confirmed that there are no more seats in economy, but there is one in first class. It is our company policy to never move a person from economy to first class, but being that it would be some sort of scandal to force a person to sit next to an UNPLEASANT person, the captain agreed to make the switch to first class." Before the woman could say anything, the attendant gestured to the black man and said,
"Therefore sir, if you would so kindly retrieve your personal items, we would like to move you to the comfort of first class as the captain doesn't want you to sit next to an unpleasant person." Passengers in the seats nearby began to applause while some gave a standing ovation..........๐๐๐๐๐๐
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"Santa ji! Petrol ke rate 5 rupee increase ho gaye.."
"Oye koi nai yaar.."
After 2 days..
"Santa ji! Petro ke rate 3 rupee increase ho gaye.."
"Oye koi nahi yaar.."
"Kasie koi nai Santa ji? Bahut paise aa rahe hain kya?"
"Are yaar, mainu ki farq penda hai? Bharana to mainu 50 ka hi hai.."
So damn Sexyyy BMW i8 Concept !!
Yes, money cannot buy happiness, but it is much more comfortable to cry in a new BMW than on a bike
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Back once again ๐ ๐ with RAJNIKANTH AWARDS ๐
Valentine died for love,
Romeo also died for love,
Jack in titanic died for love,
Samson in the Bible died for love,
Greek heroes Hercules & Achilles died 4 love.
Even Jesus Christ died for love!
Where are the women?
Don't buy any woman a Valentines treat/ Gift/ Diamond ring this year until she gives u atleast 5 names of women who died for love...
Because no woman would die for love... Wake up guys... Jaago Boys jaago.
A man who treats his women like a ๐ผPRINCESS๐ผ is a proof that he has been born and raised in the arms of a ๐ผQUEEN๐ผ
-sacha pagal ๐
My boss took me to show his new sports car.
Me : "That is amazing"
Boss : "That is true" ,"and if you set your new goals higher and work even harder I can get an even better car next year"
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Can you??
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Indian super heroes world famous in INDIA๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐