Patient: Doctor, I have a pain in my eye whenever I drink tea.
Doctor: Take the spoon out of the mug before you drink.
"He worked by day,and toiled by night
He gave up play and some delight
Dry books he read,new things to learn
And forged ahead with success to earn
He plodded on with faith and pluck,
And when he won,men called it luck."
~Anonymous
P.S.- फेमिनिस्ट लोग कृप्या offend न हों।मुझे जो मिला,मैंने वही पोस्ट किया है।आप अपने सुविधानुसार "He" को "She" से replace कर लें।😁
Can't stop laughing.
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Learn the rules like a pro, so you can break them like an artist.
Kon h idhar😋
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#DelhiTourism कब तक जिंदगी काटोंगे सिगरेट, बीड़ी और सिगार में ...... कुछ दिन तो गुजारो दिल्ली-एनसीआर में 😅😅 #SmogInDelhi
...It is your own belief in yourself that counts. It is the consciousness of dominant power within you that makes all things attainable. YOU can do anything you think You Can!!✨
A loser has thousand excuses , winner has none !!
An escapist has thousand plans , but executes none !!
A coward has thousand opportunities , but uses none !!
A winner has all the adversities, but he shows none !!
वो मुस्कुराते हुए इतने करीब से गुज़र गए हम होश खो कर सर से पाँव तक सिहर गए....... 😍
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Good morning sabko....🙏🙏🙏🙌🙌🙏 Happy weekend.... ✍💅😂😎😎👨👩👴💁💁👰👼👼🛀🛀🛀🛌🛌💃💇💇👩❤👩💪💪👌👌💗💕💞💟💟👜👜🐒🐒🐯🐯💐💐🌻🌻🌼🌼
Jab dil na lage dildar, hamaari gali aa jana
Kisi bhi zakham se ab mujhe dard nhi hota,
maine ehsason ko mere hi zehan me daboch rkha hai..
Ek nafrat hi hai jise duniya chand lamho mein jaan leti hai
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Warna chahat ka yaqeen dilane mein to zindagi beet jati hai.