Rise To Smileeee……😃😇😆☀️

"katra katra zindagi ka tere naam karne ka socha humne

ab toh mehaz ek katra ban reh gai hai zindagi meri"......

All indians are my brothers and sisters😍

hmmmmmmmmmmm..veracious.. mg @sandeepkacharya

jindgi ki ulzane shararato ko kum kar deti hai

aur log sochte hai
hum bade ho gaye hai😟

My Article published on website and shortlisted for the best article All India: http://www.innovativearticle.com/articles/life/failures-i-love-you/

@bankingaspirant @sbaaz @deepak99 :mg: :mg:

even the greatest philosophers cant be more serious

than a child playing
👼

People glorify their profession or reputation to that extent on Facebook/Twitter while in actual life they are not even a speck of dust. 😐


RYNO Motorcycle Has Only One Wheel But Drives Better Than Your Everyday Motorcycle. The single wheeled motorcycle will go into production soon (hopefully this year), with a price tag of $5,295 (Rs. 3.3 lakhs) .

similarity between TOILET and INDIAN CRICKET?
dono jagah DHONI h :mg:

😃

Arz kiya hai..
zara...gaurr farmaiye

Lamha-Lamha waqt guzar jayega,

Kuch hii dino mein 'VALENTINE DAY' aa jayega,

Abhi bhi tym hai kisi se 'AFFAIR' kar lo,

Varna yeh valentine bhi 'PATNI' ke saath hii guzar jayega !!!
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Arz Kiaa hai...
zara..gaur farmaiye :mg:
CID ne Sony se naata jod liya,

CID ne Sony se naata jod liya,..

Jis room me mana raha,

tha abhijeet suhagrat,

Daya ne uska darwaza bi tod diya..splatsplatsplatmgmgmg
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@Good @night @Puys
@sweet @dreams


A Woman in a Book Shop

Most STUPID questions people usually ask in obvious situations... 😠😠😠


1. At movies: Hey! What are you doing here?

Me: I sell tickets in black here. Don't you know?


2. In bus: A fat lady steps on my feet: Sorry did that hurt?

Me: No not at all. I'm on local anesthesia . Why don't you try again?


3. When i get woken up at midnight by a call: sorry! Were you sleeping?

Me: Na! I was doing research on monkeys in Africa marry or not. You thought i was sleeping,you stupid fool? ??


4. When they see me with shorter hair: hey Have you had a haircut?

Me: Nah! Its autumn. my hair's shedding.!


5. When someone call's on land-line and asks where are you ?

Me: I'm in market with telephone around my neck...!!!


6.when i m washing my car neighbor: hey are you washing it?

Me: No, i m just watering it so that it grows into a big bus............

I went to a Fish Market and
shouted
"What is this a Class Room ?"

Thereby maintained the balance of the Universe.

mgmgmg
mgmg

MaNy DoNt KnOw ThIs 😉

ye dekho @deepak99 mg mg mg 😁 😁 😁 sweet bacha splat splat splat