सभी मित्रों को छठ के पावन पर्व की हार्दिक शुभकामनाएं😊
Bhagwan ka diya jyada kuch nahi, bas kuch screenshots hain jo kuch logo ki zindagi tabaah kar sakte hain 😂😂
Happy chhath pooja to all of you ☺☺☺
Logical Reasoning
A fourth-grade teacher was giving her pupils a lesson in logic.
"Here is the situation," she said. "A man is standing up in a boat in the middle of a river, fishing. He loses his balance, falls in, and begins splashing and yelling for help. His wife hears the commotion, knows he can't swim, and runs down to the bank. Why do you think she ran to the bank?"
A girl raised her hand and asked, "To withdraw all his money from his savings account?"
A climber fell off a cliff, and as he tumbled down, he caught hold of a small branch wedged in the rock.
"HELP! IS THERE ANYBODY UP THERE?" he shouted.
A majestic voice boomed through the gorge:
"I will help you, my son, but first you must have faith in me."
"Yes, yes, I trust you!" cried the man.
"Let go of the branch," boomed the voice.
There was a long pause, and the man shouted up again, "IS THERE ANYONE ELSE UP THERE I COULD TALK TO?"
क़ैद में गुज़रेगी जो उम्र बड़े काम की थी पर मैं क्या करती कि ज़ंजीर तिरे नाम की थी ♥
One employee of the pharma company goes to his boss and asks for leave. "Sir, my wife is pregnant and is unable to do the household work. I think I must go there and help her. Please give me one week's leave."
The boss says, "It is just the last evening that your wife telephoned me and asked not to send you home under any circumstances. She said that every time you go home, you get drunk and create nuisance. So, your leave is not granted..."
The employee said, "OK sir," and started to leave...
But paused at the door he said, "Sir I've one more point."
The boss said, "OK, go on."
v "Sir, Don't you think we two are the best liars in the world", he said.
"Why do you say so?" inquired the boss.
"I am not married yet sir."
3 Log Swarg Ke Dwar Per Khade The.
GOD: Sirf 1 Hi Andar Aayega...
1st: Mai Pujari Tha. Saari Umar Aapki Sewa Ki Hai.
2nd: Mai Doctor Tha. Saari Umar Logo Ki Swa Ki Hai.
3rd: Mai Toh College Mein Assistant Professor Tha, Aur Maine Teaching Ke Sath,
Attendance record,
Defaulter lists,
Official work,
Administrative work,
Social work,
Counselling to students at the time of admission,
Group discussions,
Entrepreneurship cell.
Valuation Toh Hamari University Mein Lagbhag Pure Saal Chalta Hai.
Revaluation,
Practical exams,
External and Internal examiner,
College magazine Aur newsletter,
NAAC accreditation,
Research Aur publication,
Guiding students for M.Sc projects, M.Phil and Ph.D
NSS/NCC/Scout guide activities,
Student projects,
Paper presentations,
Intra college events, Seminars,
Organizing conferences,
Attending conferences,
Workshops,
Short term training programs,
Faculty Development programs,
Admission Round duty,
Submissions,
Assignments,
Term work,
Invigilation,
Paper Checking in college,
Paper setting in college,
Paper settings for university exams,
Result analysis,
Remedial classes,
Planners,
Discipline,
Hospitality,
Exhibitions,
Student Clubs,
Guest lectures,
Annual sports,
Traditional day,
Annual gathering,
Freshers party,
Farewell party,
Youth festival,
Inter Collegiate & Inter Univ. Sports competitions,
Patents meet,
International Research Papers,
Publishing Books,
API score calculation,
Training & Placement,
Organizing Alumni meet,
Staff meetings,
Conducting Bridge courses,
Documentation for various inspection Committees,
Internal marks calculation,
Creating Syllabus & Curriculum scheme,
Board of Studies meetings,
Preparing BOS exam panels,
Other university meetings,
Other college meetings,
Academic council meetings,
Examination committee meetings,
Aur....... 2 to 8 hrs per week stay after working hrs,
AUR..... Loksabha election duty, Assembly election duty, NMC election duty, Census duty Aur........
GOD: Bas Kar Pagle! Ab rulayega kya? Tune to Narak Yatnaye Dharti par hi lee hai... Chal Andar Aajaa...!
THIS IS FOR ALL THOSE WHO SAY TEACHING IS AN EASY JOB
Salute to all Professors and all teaching community.
Question From Law Exam:-
Q. A woman was driving an old Honda City car when she mistakenly hit a 2017 Range Rover Evoke.
The lady came out from her Range Rover insulting the other lady for not being careful, asking her to repair her Range Rover.
The woman with the Honda City called her husband, he replied that he was busy, that she should try fix up things and that they will meet later at home.
The lady with the Range Rover called her boyfriend and said "Sweetheart someone just hit the birthday gift you gave me, I am so angry, please come over."
Few minutes later her boyfriend arrived. He is the husband to the lady with the Honda City car.
Discuss the possible legal consequences for all 3 parties... (20 Marks).
For those who are tirelessly defaming and slandering me nowadays before my friends without thinking about the consequences 👇😂
😀😀when i see a couple while driving
A girl Dad-zoned me 😐
"जिगर का निचोर कर लहु, कहानियो में रंग भरा है सियाह। और लोग पूछ लिया करते है की " ये सब सच में हुआ है क्या????"...........
हर मर्ज़ का इलाज नहीं दवाख़ाने में, कुछ दर्द चले जाते है सिर्फ़ मुस्कुराने में 😊😊😊!!
If you Draupadi from "Draupadi", She will start crying. 😁
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Yaha par padhaku launda kaha h jise cgl m ghanta Mila h border par
हो सके तो सुबह उठकर माँ-बाप के पावं छू लेना .. अपने पावं पर खडे होकर चलना उनकी उंगलियो ने सिखाया था ..ना की हाथ मे अभी पकडे हुए मोबाईल ने ...मोर🔫
टीचर : 15 फलों के नाम बताओ ??? संता : अमरुद! टीचर: शाबाश..! संता : आम..! टीचर: गुड..! संता: सेब.. टीचर: वेरी गुड 3 हो गए.. बाकी 12 और बता ओ संता:एक दर्ज़न केले ..."😕