Rise To Smileeee……😃😇😆☀️

*अपनी आदतों के अनुसार चलने में इतनी* *गलतिया नहीं होतीं,* *जितनी दुनिया का लिहाज रखकर चलने* *में होती हैं*।

phool hoon israel ka Hindustani mat samajhna ,

Kaam kuch karu na karu , dikhate rahunga sapna !!

                                                     Narendra Modi (The salesman)

Koi btayega ki msg kase krte hah iss app me...anyone pls tell me

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If.................

If you can keep your head when all about you   

    Are losing theirs and blaming it on you,   

If you can trust yourself when all men doubt you,

    But make allowance for their doubting too;   

If you can wait and not be tired by waiting,

    Or being lied about, don’t deal in lies,

Or being hated, don’t give way to hating,

    And yet don’t look too good, nor talk too wise:


If you can dream—and not make dreams your master;   

    If you can think—and not make thoughts your aim;   

If you can meet with Triumph and Disaster

    And treat those two impostors just the same;   

If you can bear to hear the truth you’ve spoken

    Twisted by knaves to make a trap for fools,

Or watch the things you gave your life to, broken,

    And stoop and build ’em up with worn-out tools:


If you can make one heap of all your winnings

    And risk it on one turn of pitch-and-toss,

And lose, and start again at your beginnings

    And never breathe a word about your loss;

If you can force your heart and nerve and sinew

    To serve your turn long after they are gone,   

And so hold on when there is nothing in you

    Except the Will which says to them: ‘Hold on!’


If you can talk with crowds and keep your virtue,   

    Or walk with Kings—nor lose the common touch,

If neither foes nor loving friends can hurt you,

    If all men count with you, but none too much;

If you can fill the unforgiving minute

    With sixty seconds’ worth of distance run,   

Yours is the Earth and everything that’s in it,   

    And—which is more—you’ll be a Man, my son!

                                                      -RUDYARD KIPLING


 An MBA and a Bcom go on a camping trip, set up their tent and fell asleep. 


 Some hours later, the Bcom wakes his MBA friend. “look up at the sky and tell me what you see.”

The MBA replies, “I see millions of stars.”

“What does that tell you?”

The MBA ponders for a minute.

“Astronomically speaking, it tells me that there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets.

Astrologically, it tells me that Saturn is in Leo.Time ! wise, it appears to be approximately a quarter past three.

Theologically, it’s evident the Lord is all-powerful and we are small and insignificant.

Meteorologically, it seems we will have a beautiful day tomorrow.


What does it tell you?


”The Bcom is silent for a moment, then speaks. 


 “Practically…Someone has stolen our tent”. 

 A retailer was dismayed when a competitor selling the same type of product opened next-door to him, displaying a large sign proclaiming “Best Deals.”



Not long after that, he was horrified to find yet another competitor move in next door, on the other side if his store. It’s large sign was even more disturbing—”Lowest Prices.” 



 After his initial panic, and concern that he would be driven out of business, he looked for a way to turn the situation to his marketing advantage. Finally, an idea came to him. Next day, he proudly unveiled a new and huge sign over his front door. It read, 


 “Main Entrance!” 

 Why did the marketing couple decide not to get married?



Because they weren’t on the same landing page. 

अपनी कीमत उतनी रखिए….. जो अदा हो सके, अगर “अनमोल” हो गए तो तन्हा हो जाओगे !

😄 This post make me smile 😄 

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SabHi gyaani jan... Dhyan de.. aur sahi chunav kre...😄

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  • जय शाह
  • सुब्रमण्यम स्वामी
  • अनुपम खेर
  • कोई अन्य योग्य व्यक्ति…
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Nahin shikwa mujhe tere bewafai ka hargiz ,

gila toh tab hota , agar tune kisi se bhi nibhai hoti !!

Only success tastes better than tandoori chicken.

Kis kis ne dekha chaand

Where there is a will there is a way but sometimes it's good to get lost in that way😒😔😭😭

Ankhon ki gustakiya maff ho... I miss u badly... I miss your eyes... I miss your words... Prospective scientist... I miss u

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Of the very few English songs I like, most are only partly for musical reasons.

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Meri bhi 😂