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When Bobby Darling was born, Doctor said "Mubarak ho, Dhokha hua hai"
When Ekta Kapoor was born, doctor said "Mubarak ho. Mubarak ho. Mubarak ho. Kon hua jaanne ke liye dekhiye agla episode".
When Manmohan Singh was born, Sholay was playing on the hospital TV, and AK Hangal said....."Itna sannata kyun hai bhai?".
When prabhudeva was born, the doctor said "Thoda bachcha hilna band karega toh check karke batate hain".
When Arnab Goswami was Born - Before Doctors could say anything, Arnab Said "C'mon Tell me... How you pulled me. Nation wants to know That".
When Kangana Ranawat was born the doctors said, "Mubalak ho ek totali beautiful girl hui hai".
When Rahul Gandhi was born, Doctor said, " Mubarak ho, aapke saath majaak hua hai".
When Daya was born - Doctors ran away to open all the doors of hospital.
When Kamaal R Khan was born, Doctor tried to push him in.
When Tusshar Kapoor was born, the doctor said to Jeetendra......"Maaf kar dijiye. Galti ho gayi.
When Mayavati was born doctor said mubarak ho Hathi hua hain.
When Nargis Fahkri was born doctor said "mubaraq ho Duck ki behen Hui hai.
When Harman Baweja was born doctors said, Hrithik hua hai.
when Sharad Pawar was born,"Mubarak ho scam hua hai! Jaanch jaari hai!".
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AgAr KhUdA nAhI hAi To UsKa ZiKr KyU ??????
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aUr AgAr KhUdA hAi To FiR fIkR kYu ??????
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Sleeping is the only time to feel real freedom...because when dreaming, there are no rules πΌ π΄ π΄
Good Ones !! π
In 1999, I dropped out of business school. I think it was one of the best decisions I ever made. Fast-forward to the present and I m CEO of HootSuite, a quickly growing social media company with 300 (amazing) employees and more than 6 million customers.
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Bewkoof Ho Bilkul Anaadi Ho Tum
Bina Ghoday Ki Gaadi Ho Tum ππ
Match found 
saif ali khan & munnaππππππ
Women have a passion for mathematics.
They divide their age in half, double the price of their clothes, and always add at least five years to the age of their best friend.
A soft nature of a person does not mean weakness.
Remember nothing is softer than water.
But its force can break the strength of rocks.
Scary !!! 26-year-old Ramya fell to death after parachute did not open properly.
V. Ramya, a 26-year-old woman from Paviya Nagar in Bangalore, plunged to death as the parachute did not open properly during skydiving here on Thursday. The police said the aircraft from which she jumped was about 10,000 feet above Potiyapuram village near Salem airport at Kamalapuram, 22 km from...
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Have Some Apples
An Apple a day keeps the doctor away but if the nurse is cute kya karega fruit π 
Learn Some Chinese Language Words Today if you ever wanted to learn some new language π
Ram and Shyam
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Men love their drivers, secretaries more than wives; whilst wives love their maids more than their husbands.
See this Awesome short film. it has option to take the movie where you want...I mean see it the way you want. Just play it, you'll get.
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"A Wedding suit for sale, used only once by Mistake." 