This is how i used to go to school 😟😟😟😟😟😟😟😟😟
- sachha HINDUSTANI 😃
HEIGHT OF EXPECTATION
RAFA MATCHING FEDERER'S RECORD OF 17 GRAND SLAMS
If you can meet with triumph and disaster, and treat those two impostors just the same
Girl: Mein tmhare liye aag pe chal sakti hu angaro se naha sakti hu........
Boy: Kya tum mujhe abhi milne aasakti ho....
Girl: Pagal hai kya dhoop dekhi haikitni tez hai 
In the Cinema 😛 
I wake up everyday planning to be productive and then a voice in my head says "haha good one" and we laugh and laugh and take a nap.. 😴 😴
"Life is like a box of chocolates, you never know what your're gonna get"--forrest gump👼👼👼
👏👏😃😃
ये चन्द पंक्तियाँ जिसने भी लिखी है खूब लिखी है
ग़लतियों से जुदा तू भी नही, मैं भी नही,
दोनो इंसान हैं, खुदा तू भी नही, मैं भी नही ... !
" तू मुझे ओर मैं तुझे इल्ज़ाम देते हैं मगर,
अपने अंदर झाँकता तू भी नही, मैं भी नही " ... !!
" ग़लत फ़हमियों ने कर दी दोनो मैं पैदा दूरियाँ,
वरना फितरत का बुरा तू भी नही, मैं भी नही...!!
aahhh, politician of this kind rarely comes 😞
Eat right. 🍻 Stay fit.👍 Die anyway. 
LOL!
Ye duniya tumhe pal bhar me barbaad kar degi,
ae dost
Mohabbat agar mil bhi jae to use mash'hoor mat karna !!
Rahul and Arnab had well rehearsed the interview. The only problem was Arnab changed the sequence of questions.
This is like watching 2 different shows. Arnab's questions and Rahul's answers.
This show should be re-recorded with the Filmfare awards laughter track.
Rahul Gandhi has now said 'empowering women' more number of times than total women population of the country.
Kapil Sharma is going to sue Rahul Gandhi for being a threat to his career as a comedian.
Q: Price Rise...
A: Empower women.
Q: 2G
A: Empower women. He needs to get married soon to understand about empowered women."
Update: Narendra Modi leading 1-0 after self goal by Rahul Gandhi.
After Rahul's Interview with Arnab, Kapil Sharma loses his job, from next weekend colors tv will telecast, "ROFL nights with Rahul"
If you missed, Rahul Gandhi interview with Arnab will be repeated on Pogo Channel !!!
Don't worry if you had a bad day, remember Rahul Gandhi had a so called interview with Arnab!
After RG's interview with interview, Congress realised why MMS remains quiet!
The similarly between Rahul Gandhi and Namo is that both inspire you to vote for the opposition!
A special show of Comedy with Kapil telecast on Times Now with special guest being RG!
Moral Victory for Congress: Rahul Gandhi's interview beat the TRP of NaMo's event at Mumbai. ~ Omar Abddullah on Twitter
Maybe the idea was to counter Modi Wave with Sympathy Wave for Rahul Gandhi.
Rahul Gandhi was behaving like Gutthi. Women-Party Party-Empowerment Empowerment-Youth Youth-RTI System-Women
Three little Indian boys in the election zoo; One gave an interview and then there were two.
We live in a country where we take our comedians seriously and our politicians as a joke.
😠👼😉👍
Some intresting FACTS
Sacha PAGAL 😃😃😃😃😃😃😃
Sabse jyada bewafa ye aansu hote hai.
Jab sab sath chhod jaate hai to
kambakht ye bhi nhi rukte. :'(
kuch is tarah se humne zindagi ko asan kar diya ... kuch se mafi mang li aur kuch ko maaf kar diya👼
i love to work , but i always want a break 😛
Beautiful People do not just happen -Ross ..They just are 😁😁
These will definitely make you laugh 
• When Bobby Darling was born, Doctor said "Mubarak ho, Dhokha hua hai"
• When Ekta Kapoor was born, doctor said "Mubarak ho. Mubarak ho. Mubarak ho. Kon hua jaanne ke liye dekhiye agla episode".
• When Manmohan Singh was born, Sholay was playing on the hospital TV, and AK Hangal said....."Itna sannata kyun hai bhai?".
• When Prabhudeva was born, the doctor said "Thoda bachcha hilna band karega toh check karke batate hain
• When Arnab Goswami was Born - Before Doctors could say anything, Arnab Said "C'mon Tell me... How you pulled me. Nation wants to know That".
• When Rahul Gandhi was born, Doctor said, " Mubarak ho, aapke sath majaak hua hai".
• When Daya was born - Doctors ran away to break open all the hospital doors
• When Harman Baweja was born doctors said, Hrithik hua hai.
• Just before kejriwal was born doc said baccha aa nahi raha lagta hai dharne pe baitha hai
• अलोक नाथ जी पैदा नहीं प्रकट हुए हैं ।