Rise To Smileeee……😃😇😆☀️

Husbands different faces !! At home - 😒 Wife is on phone - 😡 Wife is out of home- 😆🍺 Wife's food - 😫😷 Friends wife's food 😘😋 With mother in law - 😠 With mother - 😌🙏 With brother in law- 😐 With sister in law - 😉 With sister - 😌☺😊 With female colleagues 😍 At work 🤔😟😪😴 During lunch break 😜😛😆 Watching cricket 😄👀 Wife's talking 😫🙉 Female neighbours talk 🤗 Male neighbours talk 😏🙄 With boss 😕😶 Wife asking lift 👺😠😡🏃 Friends wife asks lift 😍🚗 Out on a party 😂🍷😜😝 Out with family 😔😖😠 And the best one is.... Wife going to her parents house for long 🤓😃🤑😻💃🍺🍻🍺🍻🍺🍻🍷🍸🍾 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

Angry Boss: Why are you late for office today? Employee: Sir, my BMW did not come today... Boss, shocked: You come to office on a BMW???? Employee: No sir. BMW matlab Bartan Maanjne Wali. 😛😛😛

১০০ লেবুর শক্তিযুক্ত ভিমবার মাত্র ১০ টাকা আর বাজারে ২ টি লবুর দাম ১০ টাকা ।। তাই এই গরমে সুস্থ থাকতে ভিমবারের শরবত খান ।।😂😂😂

#तुम मेरी आखिरी मोहब्बत हो 

#जॉन एलिया 

Tum Haqeeqat Nahin Ho Hasrat Ho 


Jo Mile Khwaab Mein woh Daulat Ho


Main Tumhaare Hi Dam Se Zinda Hoon 


Mar Hi Jaaun Jo Tum Se Fursat Ho


Tum Ho Khushbu Ke Khwaab Ki Khushbu


Aur Utni Hi, Be-Murawwat Ho


Tum Ho Pahlu Mein Par Qaraar Nahin 


Yani Aisa Hai Jaise Furqat Ho


Tum Ho Angdaai Rang-O-Nikhat Ki 


Kaise Angdaai Se Shikaayat Ho


Kis Tarah Chhor Doon Tumhein Jaanaan 


Tum Meri Zindagi Ki Aadat Ho 



Kis Liye Dekhti Ho Aayeena 


Tum To Khud Se Bhi Khoobsoorat Ho


Daastaan Khatm Hone Waali Hai
Tum Meri Aakhri Muhabbat Ho

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सवाल: एक बच्चा लिफ्ट से नीचे तो आ रहा है, लेकिन ऊपर नहीं जा पा रहा है। आखिर क्यों? 

Upsc 16 que. 

"I would rather be ashes than dust! I would rather want that my spark should burn out in a brilliant blaze than it should be stifled by dry-rot. I would rather be a superb meteor, every atom of me in magnificent glow, than a sleepy and permanent planet. The function of man is to live, not to exist."

Zindgi asi jiyo ke koi apni zindgi aapki tarah jina chahe.

"Tom: The best way to get over a woman is to turn her into literature." #500DaysOfSummer

Hiiiiiiiiiiiiiii🙋🙋🙋🙋🙋🙋🙋koi hain????😐🤔😛

बटवारे का दर्द इन तस्वीरों को देख कर और बढ़ जाता है

Kisi ko itna bura bhi na maro k unke per hi bhari ho jaaye. Ind v/s pak

http://www.smule.com/p/1193645669_1341992359

😉

Good morning.....🌋

Any upcoming GOVT jobs form for CSE??

😂😂

Looks like we are running the most dangerous experiment in the history, which is to see how much co2 the atmosphere can handle before there is an environmental catastrophe.

Like he cares

 This was the most fun thing in yesterday's match.Kaun jeetega?

https://youtu.be/YCgN0Cy46hg 

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DBgEXZ_W0AA5w5q.jpg